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Hi foes. Today I will show you a few Minecraft Jokes. Lets start!! (Many Creeper and Cross the Road Jokes)
...Searching for a Job...
-So do you have any experience?
-Not really, but I play Minecraft
-Welcome aboard
Notch joined the game
God joined the game
I can create worlds
I can too
I can create animals
I can too
I can create circles
Notch left the game
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To load the chunks!
Minecraft:A game thats made of blocks and uses old school graphics
PD: Requires a gaming pc to run!
Why did the creeper cross the road?
There was a ocelot chasing him, duh.
Why did the enderman cross the road?
He didnt, he teleported
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you are a minecraft fan,
May the Creeper creep you. (I think it isnt a joke...)
What is a creeper's favorite subject?
HisssSSSSStory
Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.
Why did the creeper go in the lake?
It wanted to take a sssssssshower
How does Steve get his exercise?
He lifts Iron Bars
"Hey creeper, how was the party?"
"It was a blast!"
And finishing...
What did the cow said to the creeper?
Nothing, because the cow died from the creeper explosion when you read this joke.
Diamond if you liked
Favorite if you loved
Suscribe if you want more!
...Searching for a Job...
-So do you have any experience?
-Not really, but I play Minecraft
-Welcome aboard
Notch joined the game
God joined the game
I can create worlds
I can too
I can create animals
I can too
I can create circles
Notch left the game
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To load the chunks!
Minecraft:A game thats made of blocks and uses old school graphics
PD: Requires a gaming pc to run!
Why did the creeper cross the road?
There was a ocelot chasing him, duh.
Why did the enderman cross the road?
He didnt, he teleported
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If you are a minecraft fan,
May the Creeper creep you. (I think it isnt a joke...)
What is a creeper's favorite subject?
HisssSSSSStory
Why can't the Ender Dragon read a book?
Because he always starts at the End.
Why did the creeper go in the lake?
It wanted to take a sssssssshower
How does Steve get his exercise?
He lifts Iron Bars
"Hey creeper, how was the party?"
"It was a blast!"
And finishing...
What did the cow said to the creeper?
Nothing, because the cow died from the creeper explosion when you read this joke.
Diamond if you liked
Favorite if you loved
Suscribe if you want more!
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