Minecraft punchlines
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1. Fall damage
Line: Enjoy your flight
Then punch or hit player off cliff or high up edge
enemy hit the ground too hard
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2. Lava damage
Line: have a nice swim
Then punch or hit player into pit of lava
enemy tried to swim in lava
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3.Drowning
Line: looks like my pet lobster isn't the only thing sleeping with the fishes
Then cause attacking player to drown or fall into water
enemy drowned
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4. Suffocation
Line: looks like gravel/sand has a choking hazard
Then push enemy attacker into falling gravel/ sand or find another was to suffocate them
enemy suffocated in a wall
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5. Fire damage
Line: is it hot in here or is that just you (can also be used as pick up line)
Then set enemy attacker on fire
enemy went up in flames
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6. Cactus damage
Line: looks like your chest-plate isn't the only thing with thorns
Then push attacker into cactus
enemy was prickled to death
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7. Explosion
Line: Your'e going to go out with a bang
Explode enemy using TNT trap or regular TNT
enemy blew up
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