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In A.D. 2101, war was beginning. The winner had a victory so catyclasmic that it created Dr. Eggman, who created a volcano in space, after the volcano created itself and Dr. Eggman. The volcano soon erupted 3-by-5-inch blocks of wood, which were chemically modified so that human could create 3-by-5-inch blocks of wood so that they could create their creators. Eventually space became the sun, so Dr. Eggman banged it with his monkey wrench, which turned him into a giraffe and the sun into an Earth Marble. The humans arrived on earth riding sa-AD-dle gatorz, and killed them because they didn't like it when their pets followed them. Earth had only 18 continents, which was a subcontinent named Pangea, Since having 7 continents was lame, they split it into 7 supercontinents using dangerously unlethal cracker boxes and renamed earth to asterisk for 1337 years. They read sciences until earth became 2014 years old, when they stopped reading sciences, the 80's, My Immortal, Marissa Roberts, Coldsteel the Hedgehog, Bill Gates, Jens Bergenstein, and Entity 303; some of the worst people ever, came into existence. To fix this, Raymond- who created retracting lasers from N8THEGR8'S eyes, created messybones, who consumed so much sugar free sugar that his face exploded into whitening iron, which created the following terrible nations: Raymond-land, N8THEGR8, America, B, *, Yemen, Oman, yellow, and 1+1=38. Humans learned to spam different languages in two days, who later created the terrible youtube accounts: Element Animation and Kabunga Studios. They spent 3 hours producing and animating "Fighter Man" and they couldn't find enough #thisismyALPHET, grammer scretz?! or DAMUNEZZ! (these were used to create messybones) to sing for them, so instead they dragged a dying cat up Mt. Everest and recorded it like that.
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*cough* this was a joke *cough*
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*cough* this was a joke *cough*
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It's supposed to be a humorous blog; it's not a serious account of the writer's beliefs.
My beliefs state the eternal existance of Mr. BREADman--not EGGman--who made lots of bread and squished those into planets.