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Hello Planet Mincraft. Well im sorry to say but this planet may soon be EXPLODING
Yes. it may very well be that mincraft is gonna go to the PITS. You may have very well heard that minecraft may actully get rid of servers that have "Donations" that give you thingsin return. well sadly this all is very true indeed. but here is what will happen if mojang goes through with this crud:
Really Mojang REALLY?!?!?!?! realms is actually (And we all saw this coming) A Crapy monopoly. *mojang " Herp now we gonna go google style and take over the community with This Tri-Butthurt Crap scheme that's gonna make us aww wich and cwap. HERP. NO MORE DONOR STORE FOR OU HYPIXLE Trololololo" *Players and hardworkers "NOPE AINT GONNA TAKE SHIT FROM THIS "DONATING WITH NO RETURN :(" -players
*Hard Workers " Great. now im broke and cant get this crap no more cuz no playus gonna donate. THX MOJANG. NEVER USING MINCRAFT OR SCROLLS OR ANY OF DAT SHIZ ANYMORE!"
*Realms " No one got meee! why? CAUS EVERYONES BROKE AND CANT GET DONATOR PROFITS!"
Mojang "Why is the community falling apart and we getting broke? Oh yeah our EULA's getting in our way. lets just remove this and. TADA. years later, WE STILL BROKE! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Former minecraft player: " You were too late and all of us community ppls are dne with you FOOLS!
me - "I don't remember getting an EULA. where da crap did dis come from?"
BACK TO THE PRESENT
Mojang "well maybe we should atleast say we get 50%"
Mojang " Nope we gonna make up EULA crap and be butthurts and charge all dose broke ppl 10 bukeroos a month for our crapy services that don't do us no good :3"
us: Go to hew mojang. you suck. we gonna play starbound instead
A few years later: Mojangs copyright of starbound MINECRAFT SPACE EDITION
us:" ughhh now they copyright the next best game. they rlly are stupid. they didn't code any of this. AND STARBOUND REALLY DOES HAVE AN EULA.
GET THE LAWERS!!!
This is a comment that I myself have posted right in the section. ok befor we rage this is what will happen:
Derp We gonna try and hack y'alls using donations. After a sentance of 10 years (inexact) derp lets updtae minecraft to unpatch multiplayer
This link may contain some news bout this crap http://www.youtube.com/user/BebopVox
And btw minecraft might not GET RID of purchases but may TAX them wich will still kill about 1/2 of the players
Yes. it may very well be that mincraft is gonna go to the PITS. You may have very well heard that minecraft may actully get rid of servers that have "Donations" that give you thingsin return. well sadly this all is very true indeed. but here is what will happen if mojang goes through with this crud:
Really Mojang REALLY?!?!?!?! realms is actually (And we all saw this coming) A Crapy monopoly. *mojang " Herp now we gonna go google style and take over the community with This Tri-Butthurt Crap scheme that's gonna make us aww wich and cwap. HERP. NO MORE DONOR STORE FOR OU HYPIXLE Trololololo" *Players and hardworkers "NOPE AINT GONNA TAKE SHIT FROM THIS "DONATING WITH NO RETURN :(" -players
*Hard Workers " Great. now im broke and cant get this crap no more cuz no playus gonna donate. THX MOJANG. NEVER USING MINCRAFT OR SCROLLS OR ANY OF DAT SHIZ ANYMORE!"
*Realms " No one got meee! why? CAUS EVERYONES BROKE AND CANT GET DONATOR PROFITS!"
Mojang "Why is the community falling apart and we getting broke? Oh yeah our EULA's getting in our way. lets just remove this and. TADA. years later, WE STILL BROKE! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
Former minecraft player: " You were too late and all of us community ppls are dne with you FOOLS!
me - "I don't remember getting an EULA. where da crap did dis come from?"
BACK TO THE PRESENT
Mojang "well maybe we should atleast say we get 50%"
Mojang " Nope we gonna make up EULA crap and be butthurts and charge all dose broke ppl 10 bukeroos a month for our crapy services that don't do us no good :3"
us: Go to hew mojang. you suck. we gonna play starbound instead
A few years later: Mojangs copyright of starbound MINECRAFT SPACE EDITION
us:" ughhh now they copyright the next best game. they rlly are stupid. they didn't code any of this. AND STARBOUND REALLY DOES HAVE AN EULA.
GET THE LAWERS!!!
This is a comment that I myself have posted right in the section. ok befor we rage this is what will happen:
Derp We gonna try and hack y'alls using donations. After a sentance of 10 years (inexact) derp lets updtae minecraft to unpatch multiplayer
YEAH!!!!!!! (A few days later) HERE TAKE THIS RUNOFF OF MINECRAFT THATS SLIGHTLY RECODED AND ALL BETTER THAN THAT CRAP AND IT HAS MULTIPLAYER!!!!! i gaurentee this will happen.itts will cost, about 90 dollars US and will RUIN minecraft. derp now realms cost ten dollars and how we gonna get the money to sustain that for a month? allowance? HEK NO. minecraft will be outdone. they have a loophole too. here is the section of the EULA that has the loophole:
- give copies of our Game to anyone else;
- make commercial use of anything we‘ve made;
- try to make money from anything we‘ve made; or
- let other people get access to anything we‘ve made in a way that is unfair or unreasonable.
ok so the underlined is the one with the loophole. FORGE PREPAIR TO BE THE NEXT GAME GUINI AND BE SHUT DOWN! yes we will make multiplayer mods. and charge server creators 100 dollars for 1 server. this will very well happen. minecraft will try to ban forge. then we make a multiplayer client. minecraft is just gonna die hard. point made? well thats all for today! I GOTTA EAT MY TUNA! (Say hi to flufsword my pet pufferfish for me)
This link may contain some news bout this crap http://www.youtube.com/user/BebopVox
And btw minecraft might not GET RID of purchases but may TAX them wich will still kill about 1/2 of the players
| Credit | Mojang,for screwing up BAD |
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