Now, don't get me wrong, I love music. But some music is just strange. I'm here to tell you some strange (in my opinion) song lyrics:

"He looks like a cool drink of water but he's candy-coated misery" -Cowboy Casanova, Carrie Underwood.

"I got 'dat 1994, Joe Diffy comin' out the radio," -1994, Jason Aldean.

"I numbed the pain at the expense of my liver." -Blown Away, Carrie Underwood.

",to an island so remote, only Johnny Depp has ever been to it before." -Mermaid, Train.

"Fried gettin' suntanned." -50 Ways To Say Goodbye, Train.

I could list more but I'm already gonna have to reload the page before I upload it. Eh, whatever.