Hi my good people.

(Ignore the fact that the image is from a Samsung phone. Samsung is just as good as Apple, so don't judge my phone pleasel)

I have a story for you today that I am too lazy to say I'm paragraphs. But basically, I got a text from this random person.

Also any part in brackets (these things around these words) isn't part of the texts. Its me explaining what I'm feeling or what's happening.


Amos! Would you like to come over for lunch?


I'm sorry. I think this is a wrong number. :)


Really? Are you sure you aren't Amos?


Yes lol. Have a nice day!


(Now, despite "have a nice day!" Being the universal way of saying either "it was nice seeing you! Bye!" Or "go away i don't want to talk to you anymore" which is the one I meant, this person went on.)


Thanks for understanding!


No problem! Have a nice day! (XD)


Maybe our meeting was destiny! Hi! I'm (lets give them a fake name) Sarah! I'm from (random city in japan), and I live in Los Angeles (im saying the city because you guys arnt gonna target someone you don't know the name of). How about you? (This person is obviouslytrying to get info on me)"

(I made my own fake identity lol)
Hi! I'm Kristy! I'm from Frankenmuth. I live in Michigan.

Kristy! That's a pretty name! I think I'll remember you.

I think I'll remember you too! My best friend's name is Sarah (not true). Isn't that funny?

Lol yes. I haven't been to Michigan for awhile. I'm planning on going to Michigan after the Pandemic. Maybe you could be my tour guide?

(So, this person was trying to meet up, and I'm from Canada. And a minor. I can't have this.)

Oh. You wouldn't like my city. There's not much to do here, and it's pretty small.

I wouldn't mind! I love small cities! Ther are always special in their own way! Also, they are the perfect place to eat bqq and have drinks!

(I'm A MINOR. But they don't know that. So... let's get out of this one)

Thanks! I don't really drink too much. I don't enjoy the taste of alcohol. Also, I don't know about meeting up with someone I met over text.

I think I'd be the exception! (What oh my god I already said no) I don't drink too much either, but bqq on a summer night with a little bit of wine is the best.(this person must like bqq)

(I looked up the area code for "321", and apparently it's from... Florida??? Specifically Orlando. Weird, huh?)

I still don't know about meeting up. We've only known each other for less than a day.

I see. What business do you have with Canada? (Oh crap they looked up my area code on my phone number)

Oh, I used to live in Canada. I recently moved to Michigan, though. (Even though I said I'm from a literal city in Michigan, they believed it... I think) what business do you have with Orlando?

Oh, I forgot you have mentioned you moved to Michigan from Canada (I hadn't mentioned that before, they seemed suspicious)

I, well I work in (I forgot what they said, but it seemed weird) and I bought this phone number because it would be easier.

(I was about to text them back saying "I didn't mention i was from Canada. You seem suspicious" but when I did, it wouldn't let me. Turns out I ran out of money to text people with, considering they lived in a whole different country, so I deleted their number.)

(So, a few minutes later I get a texted saying "hey! Long time no see, hey?" From a different number but I then block them because either cant text them back saying "wrong number!")

(UPDATE: I looked up the area code from the second number that texted me and YOU GUESSED IT. It was from Los Angeles. Also I just realized this person might know I'm lying and now knows where I actually live. Enh. They'd be looking for an adult in their 20's named Kristy. I'm sure I'm fine. YES I KNOW MY ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. Please don't tell me otherwise)