Sugarcane

LOCAL MINECRAFT NEWS REPORT:

Scientists have found out that sugarcane is a drug. A very bad drug. A drug more than twice as worse then weed, pot, and marijuana combined. Luckily nobody has smoked sugarcane, but only used it for paper and sugar. Smoking sugarcane has been known to make you:

• Bring suicidal thoughts
  
• Kill people
  
• Halucinate
  
• Have multiple seizures
  
• See things that aren't really there
  
• Heart attacks, strokes, and other almost or definitely fatal attacks.
  
• MUCH MUCH more!
  

This is a warning to all Minecraft players and testificates: DO NOT SMOKE SUGARCANE. You have been warned!

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Kenny's Journal

Day 1

I read the news today. Apparently it has been told that sugarcane is a terrible drug. But I don't believe that. I mean c'mon, it's sugarcane! We eat the sugar from it from the cakes and nothing happens! Sugarcane is not a drug!

And I'm going to prove it. I have a sugarcane farm. Let's do this.

Day 2

I smoked sugarcane yesterday, and nothing is happening! I knew it was nothing. It's probably just the news trying to scare us. I bet they will say it's a joke in a later news flash.

Day 3

I was hanging out with a friend today. He was being a little bit of a jerk. Kind of makes me want to kill him...

Day 4

Am I the only one that thinks it's kind of sad when the sun leaves?

Day 5

Okay, I am NOT going crazy! I promise! Honestly, I think i'm just tired. I'm fine, promise.

Day 6

I apologized to my friend for being kind of a jerk.

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Wait... my friend was the one being the jerk...

Day 7

I'm batman.

Day 8

I smoked some more sugarcane. Man, that stuff is addicting!

Day 9

I see creepers everywhere. Blueish creepers... creepers are sugarcane. I mean green. Yes.

Day 10

I. Am. So. Tired.

Also, during today and yesterday, I smoked 3 pieces of sugarcane. Is that a bit too much? You can't tell me how much I can or can't have. Shut up. No you shut up. Wait...

Day 11

My friend was pissing me off. I raided his chests and burned him with flint and steel. He is no more. No biggie, right?

Day 12

Must... have... more... SUGARCANE.

Day 13

My sugarcane farm is empty because of all the sugarcane I smoked. There was a total of 30 pieces in there!

Maybe I am going a bit overload with this whole sugarcane thing...

Day 14

15 people are dead. Im not saying how or who did it...

Day 15

I talk to zombies. Zombies talk to me... I talk. Zombies. Talk.

Day 16

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Day 17

Someone asked me what my problem was. His problem is being dead now.

Day 18

I haven't had sugarcane for 3 days... I'M GOING INSANE!

Day 19

Maybe I should just end my life now...

but then... there would be no FUN

Yes... fun... yes.

Day 20

The population of the minecraft world has shrunk a whole lot. There are now only 198 people on this planet.

Day 21

GIVE ME SOME SUGARCANE ALREADY!!!

Day 22

I killed a person for his sugarcane farm. 40 pieces!!!

Day 23

Sugarcane... sugarcane... sugarcane...

Day 24

141 people. Also, I now only have 17 pieces of sugarcane left.

Day 25

I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY! I JUST NEED TO KILL SOMEONE RIGHT NOW! I JUST NEED IT! NEXT PERSON I SEE IS GOING TO DIE!!!!! I CAN FEEL IT!!!!1!!2@@!@!!!@@!@!!!

Day 26

80 people. 1 sugarcane. I must save the sugarcane to grow more...

Day 40

I turned the overworld into the nether. Lava and nether mobs everywhere. The world is my nnether kingdom...

Day 55

I'm now the only person on this world. The population is literally 1... me. No players, testificates, or mobs of any kind. It's ok. Who needs them? All I need is sugarcane to make me happy... heh... heheh.... haha!.... HHHHAHAH!!!... AAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

*End of journal*

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I have awoken! It was just a dream! Everything is back to normal! But strangely, the journal that was in my dream is with me right now... hm. Strange. And next to me I have some nice sugarcane...