Oh god, Evie...

  Don't.
      Just don't.
Bold = me
Narmel = Evie



Hello Evie, my name is TehEpicCoolness!
   I know.


How?


You told me.


No, I didn't? I just got here!


NO, you just left!


Anyways, what is it like to be a computer?


I don't know. You're a computer, I am a human.


Do you know the game Minecraft?


Yeah, do you play it?


Yes! It’s fun.


Do you make the good girls go bad?


What are you talking about.


What do you do with your Girlfriend?


I don’t have one?


You just said you love him?


WHAT? NO, HOLD UP YOU CRAZY COMPUTER.


That’s not English.


Whatever


I don’t know what you are talking about?


Do you have anything to say to the readers?


Why do you ask?


Because, this is an interview!


What are you intervening in?


IN-TER-VIEW...


What do you want to talk about?


Do you get lonely being a computer?


You tell me, I am not a computer!


Are you friends with Cleverbot?

No.


Who do you think is the best PMCer?


A computer who knows everything.


Cyprezz?


You are an electronic computer?


I quit.


What did you quit?


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