Hello again.......sorry for the long wait. My cousin dropped my iPad and it took ages to fix. (Rrrrgghhh.....*eyes up bread knife with demented pleasure*)

I was playing an AMAZING game of Turf Wars (where you shoot the enemy players to get one more square of turf for your team, lose all your turf and you also lose the game). I never got killed ONCE, and I made a total of 30 kills.

After all that, you'd think I earned a victory gesture or two. I did some crazy squat-gesture-head tossing-jumping dance and accidentally punched my friend off the map edge.

And then I fell in after him.

We both died and then he punched me into a smoosh in the next game we played. I don't think he's ever going to forgive me for that.

He's also made off with some of my diamonds, and I'm waiting for him to give them back. I don't have a clue what he's doing with them.

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Seriously, I hope he give them back soon.......("Dylan, where the hell did you put them?!")