04/07/10

I'm on the run! The villagers know me as an outlaw! I am.. Chikin in... Boots! Wait, that sounds too familiar.. Chikin in goggles? No, I don't have goggles. Feathers? YUS! I am covered in them! The villagers are gaining on me! I better put this diary down, i'm such multi tasker!

04/07/10

Darn.. Look's like the villagers have caught me! They're gonna throw me into the well! Oh well.. I mean, stealing a diary from the library isn't worth doing a chicken killing ritual. It all started this morning when I set foot in the village, I wen to the library and saw a nice diary, I asked the librarian if I could have it and he just grunted, he wasn't listening so I just walked out. He then told everyone and then they set the iron golem on me! Just my luck! They have me tied to a peice of sugar cane with some string... How will I escape this one!?

05/07/10

The pages in my diary are soaking wet! How mean of the villagers do that! I'm still in the well just swimming around, I just found my diary really deep under the water and it just turned midnight, hmmm... Wait.. What is that sound? NO, WHAT CREEPER!

05/07/10

It's morning now, I escaped from the well, the creeper blew up the well and all the water slid out, so I went with the flow, get it? I know it's a bad joke. Anyway, since I am now an outlaw, I need a name! Chikin in.. Chikin in.. I still can't think of a name! Oh well.. I might go back to the village and steal some stuff, from local cows I hear the blacksmith has a chest with 2 diamonds in it! They also told me the book shop got blown up in the explosion!

06/07/10

After a good nights sleep under a cows udder, I'm ready to set forth to the villlage! I had milk for breakfast it was great! I don't think I need a name, I should just be called Chikin. I also figured out that I can glide! A skeleton shot me and I got hit off a mountain! I started gliding down! In the morning I woke up under a cow, I think it was all a dream, I hope not, anyway, I'm off toward the village!

06/07/10

Phew, made it back with only minor injuries. Well I hope they are minor injuries.. Anyway at the village there were wanted posters for me! I saw that they had rebuilt the well, not the library. I looked in the blacksmiths chest and there was nothing. I think it was a trap because when I turned around he had a rusty iron sword. He struck me before I could move. I started running and it felt like poison was all in my body. I think I got rust in my leg, it may cause an infection! I'll go ask the wise old cow for some of his sweeeet milk!

07/07/10

Ahh, my cut has gone away after Wise Old Cow gave me some milk! I might go back to the village and see if there's anything in the chest. I'll go at night when everyone is asleep. Last time I checked there was only an iron golem, maybe I could sneak past it with a disguise.. No, not a disguise! From the creeper attack the blacksmith somehow got one tiny hole in his roof, the blacksmith house is next to a mountain! Maybe I could glide down.. If that gliding thing was reality, not a dream!

07/07/10

I still havn't tested out if I can glide, I don't have any time, I need to get to the mountaun before sunset! I'm halfway there! Ouch, my foot! What happened to my foot? All of a sudden it's hurting like nether! Oh well, just about att he mountain, can't turn back now otherwise it will be too late. It will be midnight in 20 minutes. Ok, I'm nervous! Wait.. what's that? Look! A wanted poster from the village has blown all the way up this mountain! Maybe I could use it as a cape! Ok, I put my cape on.. I'm about to take off toward the house.. No! I cannot do it! Yes, I can! No, I can't! Oh god, zombie behind me, it's now or die.

08/07/10

Being in a small chest sure is stuffy and hot. Especially if you have iron boot and a paper cape on. I glided down and landed safely on the roof. I jumped through the hole and opened the chest, inside was an iron sword and iron boots. I picked up the sword but I accidently dropped it. Fortunantly for me.. It smashed the wooden floor, before I could blink all the lights in the house turned on. I had to think quick, I then jumped in the chest where I am now. I was looking through a tiny hole in the chest to see a villager stomp the ground and curse. He then went outside and woke all the villagers up to catch the theif. Oh no! He's coming back, I'll write later!

08/07/10

Ok, I'm still alive, it is okay! When the villager came back, he must of been pretty tired because he opened the chest and couldn't even see me! He reached for some invisible sword in the chest, he was drunk, don't blame him. He then got up and walked towards his lava bin, he got out a sharp pickaxe from a wall rack next to it, he was going to find me and kill me! I quickly put on the iron boots I had found in the chest, before I knew it, I was flying through the air with my iron feet toward the blacksmith, he must of been struck pretty hard because he went flying into the lava bin! Anyway, I gotta go, Wise Old Cow needs to tell me something!

09/07/10

Wise Old Cow says there is a village to the west! I will head their today, he also said that their are 2 blacksmith houses and each has a chest! It's hard to fly with my boots, I hear that village where I got the boots know me as Chikin in boots, I'd rather just be called Chikin.

09/07/10

Wow, the sunset here is so beautiful! I'm standing on a desert hill right now overlooking the western village. There are too many iron golems too count, this will be harder than I thought. The only way into a house is via the front door, surrounded by iron golems, surrounding them, are wanted posters with MY face on them! The villages must keep contact with eachother. I'll go investigate the village to find any other entries to the houses, if there is no other entries, I will make some.

15/07/10

Never went this far without writing! Sorry, the iron golems caught me and threw me in prison. I went to the village and got a long peice of sugar cane. I poked the window with the sugar cane and it shattered. Some went in my foot. Some strange alarm went off and before I knew it I was inside an iron golems arms. They took everything off me. They only gave me my diary back today, I think they read my diary. Maybe if I could escaped from these bars!

16/07/10

There seems to be no escape, I just hope a creeper comes to bust me out. The gaps inbetween the bars are so thin, I have no chance of escape. Maybe I could dig my way out... Somehow! What's that? I hear something.. Wise Old Cow's scream!

18/07/10

Poor Wise Old Cow is gone.. He got thrown in jail along with me. Since Cow used to be a theif back in the day, he snuck some buckets in the prison with his theiving skills. He told me to put milk in all the bucketsand then said that he is going to commit suicide. I tried to help him stay alive.. His last words were something along the lines of "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaattttttt Mmm--eeeeeeeeee" So I did, well I'm still eating his beef.

19/07/10

You know what I love most in the world? Creepers! Busting me out of every bad situation with a bang. I was just sitting in prison when the creeper army came! They blew through the cobblestone! I escaped. I gave them all a salute just before it all blew up.

20/07/10

I dont think I will writein this diary anymore, there is not much point. I will travel far and wide searching for villages to raid. Goodbye. Forever!