Part I: A bloodbath

He cautiously walked from the battlefield to his tent, attempting not to be ambushed. Kicking a golden helmet as he walked General Samuel R. Squidsworth IIII said to his men "These men have died today for our cause, yet they still will be remembered by the enemy as dying in vein! Should we not win this war we shall never have our dignity or our freedom" (he paused and wiped a tear from his sad eyes) "But on this day I command you, my own brethren to help me avenge these poor souls. That they shall have Dignity in the life after spilled ink!".

Part II: A dream

The irony in a man who can slip death slipping into deep slumber is significant, almost, yet not quite magical. If sleep helps growth then Squidsworth would be 9 blocks long almost. However sleep only brings rest and the occasional night terror, or in Samuel's case a summons. A figure claiming he was the Kraken said to go to an old stronghold that was under water. He demanded armor and a sword from a fallen fanboy as well as an ink sac as a sacrifice (Squidsworth found it was ironic that he wanted an ink sac as a sac-rifice).



Part III: A battle with words

Although, he was their superior Squidsworth encountered hostility and resentment from his men because of his what some called "Insane" or "Impossible" as well as several other and less civilized names. Sean Eight-Arms was reported to have said "I would gladly give my own blood and ink for this cause and am very much in agreement with Squidworthy's plan." After eight days of argument the troops agreed unanimously to march to the old stronghold.

Part IV: Meanwhile in Budopolis

"Selling hatchlings as food for a pet is a great idea!" Proclaimed Sky as he sat upon his throne of terror.

"But what of the traps the squid have set?" Asked Buddy, the head advisor to the king of monstrosity.

"What of them Peasant?" asked Sky

"They kill to many men" was Buddy's reply

"The Fanboys are dispensable enough" said Sky

"These are your brethren! Not golems!" Said Buddy

"You Fool! never speak to me like you have now done!" Said Sky

"I speak as I please" said Buddy

"Calm down Buddy" said Sky

"I am no longer to be spoken of as you do your pet word for gold! Now I am Death and no one else" Said he

Sky reproached him with "You have offended your ruler!"

Death for he was originally named that then took control of the conversation as he said "Forgive me O' King of Scum, Emperor of Butchers, For you sit upon a throne of vulgarity and no longer own me now I am enlightened about the villainy that lies within your heart of stone cold gold. And here was I believing a heart of gold was a good thing. Here is the truth the whole truth unfolded for all to see. Castle Disgrace is no longer my home I offer my blade to you now to do with it as you see fit."

The king then took the sword and had to look away to inflict the wound and still yet gag at the sight of death.

Part V: Return of the Squids

The sacrifice had been done and the kraken raised as our heroes still marched to The home of Sky. Upon arriving they pillaged the community outside the walls leaving no survivors. Blood was more common to see than was water on that day as the squids approached the castle. Sky, left by his men now begged for mercy which he did not deserve and was defeated by Squidsworth who said "On this day, evil is not gone however their numbers are thinned! In this moment, your duty to Minecraft has been fulfilled You may now retire and live a life of leisure, you have earned it." and on that he thrust his sword into the gold block Sky had sat his potions on the day before death. And there it stood for 5 centuries.

Epilogue

I wrote this story as a manuscript in a single player world before writing it here, maybe one day I will release the original and slightly shorter version. I hope you enjoyed my writing. And stay mining my friends.