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The Evolution Of Minecraft

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IMPORTANT NOTE!
This never actually happened! This is just a made up version of the creation of Minecraft.

Part 1: The Mojang Office, The Nether, and The Overworld
One day, many years ago, Notch created the Mojang Office. Where he worked for hours, on his creation. Minecraft. After he created the office, he started on what he called the overworld. This overworld was made of grass, dirt, and stone. Notch decided that it needed more. So, he built trees with all different shaped and sizes. Then, Herobrine, who helped Notch, came along in the Office, and betrayed him. He put lava and flames into the overworld and attempted to overthrow Notch. However Notch sent Herobrine away. He dug a hole and threw Herobrine through the bottom. Herobrine fell, and fell, in nothing but blackness. Then, Notch created bedrock and placed it over the whole so Herobrine could never return, so Herobrine built his own world. It was made of flames and lava and a horrible looking block called Netherack. This world was called The Nether.

Part 2: The Start Of Life
Notch was lonely in the overworld. He wanted some company. He attempted to create a pig. However he failed. He created a gray, thin, four legged creature. However this thing had no mouth or eyes so it could not communicate with Notch. Notch then tried to create something else. He tried to make a pig again and it falied agin. However it could communicate so Notch was fine with it. He called it a Pig-man because it had the shape of a human but it was pink like a pig. Notch then made resources for the creatures so they could use them for shelter, food, and drink. He put diamonds, iron, gold, and other useful resources into the stone. He also created oceans. However the oceans seemed boring so he put creatures that grew extra limbs in the ocean. How'd they grow extra limbs? It's a mystery.

Part 3: Evil Is Born
Notch gave each pigman a talent. They used these talents and shared them with others. Notch then gave them rubies so they could trade items for these rubies which were very valuable. However, while Notch built his world, Herobrine built his. He created obsidian and netherrack that had what he called quartz in it. He sent some to Notch and told him a portal to the Nether could be built with it. He also told him he made something called quartz that could only be found in the Nether. He told him it could be combined with rubies to make an even more powerful ingot. Notch finally agreed to build a portal. The pigmen brought their rubies to the Nether and created weapons and fortresses with the quartz and netherrack. One day, Herobrine created "The Ultimate Quartz" which could create the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft. Although Notch told them not to mine it. For years the Pigmen went to the Nether and avoided the Ultimate Quartz. However, every trip to the Nether made them want to mine it more. Eventually, the Pigmen decided that nothing could happen if they destroyed it. The king pigman took his ruby and quartz pickaxe and smashed it. No quartz fell. Nothing fell. Except for flames, lava, and explosions. Screams were released from all over the Nether. Monsters emerged from the lava covering the floor presenting something to the king. What was it? The Netherblade. The pigman king took it and his skin began rotting, bleeding, and began leaking some thick green liquid. The rest of the pigmen began doing the same thing. They became greedy and mean. They stole from each other, used up all the resources and built bigger fortresses. Also, they let lava and fire into the overworld.

Part 4: The Only Cure
The pigmen used up all the rubies. They used the rubies for everything. Shelter, items, food, and anything else that people need. The pigmen became more ugly. The only few that stayed away from these zombie pigmen became different. The ones that found another food source became un-educated and walked on all fours. The ones that ate too much turned brown and fat. The ones that didn't eat enough lost color and grew small and their arms evolved into wings. Notch needed to do something about the zombies. He brought a man named Steve and another man named Jeb into the office. They helped him create an army. An army of humans. With Steve as their leader, they marched into battle against the pigmen.They killed most of the evil zombies but they were loosing the battle. Finally, Steve sent them back through the portal and sealed it. Over half the men were infected. These men are the zombies and skeletons in today's game. The pigmen were to never leave the Nether.

Part 5: The Fall Of The Nether
The pigmen blamed Herobrine for getting them trapped in the Nether. Herobrine bribed them with gifts like the ghasts and the ability to trap souls in sand. He also gave them the last ruby. However, this ruby was being corrupted from the Nether. It turned blue around the edges and dark blue in the middle. They called it an Ender Crystal. However they were still mad at Herobrine. One day they decided that they'd do something about it. The king pigman, who was near death, went up to Herobrine with his sword and said "I'm dying soon so I'm killing you now. If I don't succeed then I will die even sooner." With that, the pigman king took a swing. That was the end of Herobrine. After his death, the Nether cities began crumbling and were set on fire by nothing. Lava smashed through the windows and took the pigmen away.

Part 6: Back To The Overworld
Once again, Notch is lonely. All there is are a few animals that can't communicate. Then, he remembered the failed pig! While he was wondering what to do with it, a portal appeared out of nowhere Notch gave the creature a mouth, eyes, and green skin but then put his attention to the portal. Something escaped the portal and turned the creature into an exploding monster. Also, whatever it was pulled some skeletons and zombies into the portal with it. "What on earth is that... thing doing?" Notch asked himself. Notch then brought Steve back to the overworld to check out the portal. He walked in and looked around. He saw the pigmen gathering around a pile of recently killed skeletons. Near them, was a small statue made of soul sand although it had no head. The pigmen took three skulls and threw them into different looking lava. The skulls were pulled out and they looked burnt, and blackened. They then put the skulls on the statue of soul sand. After this, they mumbled out some kind of prayer or something. The statue made a screeching noise, started glowing and then they dug it up. In the soul sand they found a ruby. "I thought they were all gone!" Steve shouted out. The pigmen all turned to him. "Uh oh" Steve thought. The pigmen just stood there and stared at Steve like he had three heads. Steve hopped through the portal and told Notch about what he saw. Notch thanked Steve and took him back into the office. Notch thought it might be a shrine to Herobrine or something. But then he wondered what the rubies were for and where they got them. About a week after all this, Notch noticed a different looking skeleton coming out of the portal. This skeleton was tall and burnt. It looked more evil.

Part 7: The Ender Pearls
Notch knew that the Nether's zombies and demons were up to something. Notch called Steve, Jeb, and a few of his other buddies to check out this skeleton. The skeleton wondered around until Steve, Jeb, and their assistants chased it. It jumped into the portal and so the Mojang Team (They decided to call themselves that.) followed it. As soon as they jumped in, they were ambushed. Though there were only 3 skeletons the 10 people on Team Mojang lost the battle. Eight were killed leaving just Steve and Jeb. They were both laying on the ground which was covered with blood and bones. The tall, dark skeletons grabbed Steve and Jeb and pulled them into a room. In this room there was a floor of glass. Below this glass floor, the pigmen were battling angry blazes. Steve wondered why they were fighting each other since they were usually friends. The pigmen came up with blaze powder. They took the two rubies (Which were both fully corrupted now.) and put them on a workbench. Now, they were calling these rubies Ender Pearls.They attempted combing the powder and pearls and wound up with something that almost looked like an eye. It turns out it was an eye. An Eye of Ender. They took it and pulled the skull off one of the tall, blackened skeletons. They called it a Wither Skeleton. They put the Ender Eyes inside the skull and put the skull on top of a black wool pole. They said some magic words and hit the strange statue with the king pigman's crown. Then, they put it on top of the skull. It began to glow purple. The color seemed to be coming from the eyes. Then, Steve remembered the Herobrine shrine. He looked over and saw that they built a new one. Every moment the pigmen worshiped this new statue the old shrine appeared to get angrier. Then, Steve heard the new one laugh.

Part 8: Return To The Ocean
The Mojang Team was gone for a very long time now. Notch used his magic to attempt to communicate with Jeb. Finally he got it to work. Although he didn't see Jeb. He saw a tall, black, terrifying looking... thing. It had a crown and it had glowing purple eyes. The thing said "Well well what do we have here? Another worthless human? Behold! I am the Ender King! My army of Endermen and I will crush your entire world! Now, turn this thing off! Your disgusting human face is making me sick!". Notch replied "My face is making you sick? I think it should be the other way around. Have you never looked in a mirror?". The Ender King then let out an ear piercing shriek and smashed the communication system. Notch realized he needed to do something. He went over to the ocean and sat down. He thought for a while and tossed a rock in without really thinking about it. Then he saw two eyes looking at him from the ocean. "Well, you're my last choice but, let's go to the Nether." Notch said to the face.

Part 9: Rise Of The Endermen
Steve and Jeb were in a lot of trouble. They were surrounded by wither skeletons, Endermen, and zombie pigmen. The Ender King told Steve and Jeb that he needed time to decide how to execute them. He spent about 15 minutes trying to decide. They wondered if Notch would ever come help them. Eventually the Ender King walked over to Steve and Jeb and told them he made up his mind. He shouted "PIGMEN! Bring me the sword." and two pigmen came with something under a sheet. They pulled off the sheet to reveal a crate. They opened the crate to reveal a lot of paper. They pulled out the paper to reveal a sword. Not just any sword. It was the Netherblade. The Ender King pulled it out and said "Any last words?"
"Actually, yes." Steve said.
"Well? What is it?"
"I hope you like squid."
"Wait wha-"
With that, five squids jumped onto the Ender King. He dropped the Netherblade and it fell into lava. After the Netherblade burned for a while it sunk. Then he heard Notch saying "ATTACK!" There was a huge battle. The Withers, Pigmen, and Endermen against the humans and squids. Then, the pigmen realized that the Ender King didn't have the Netherblade. The fight completely stopped for a moment. Everything looked at the Ender King. Then, one pigman ran up to the Ender King and sliced him up with his gold sword until the Ender King fell off into the lava just like the sword. Then, the battle became a free-for-all. As this was going on, the humans escaped the Nether. "Couldn't you've just made an army of humans? I mean, you are the creator of the world." Steve asked Notch. Notch replied "Huh... That would have been much easier....." Then, Endermen began escaping the Nether since they were terrified about the death of their leader. Jeb noticed they had all the pigmen's Ender Pearls. They started using them to teleport around the world. In a few moments there were no Endermen in sight.

Part 10: Toilet Monsters
BANG! Was the first thing Notch heard one morning. "HEROBRINE!" He screamed. But then he remembered Herobrine was dead. Notch hopped out of bed and looked around his room in the fortress that he recently built. This was the first home Notch built on the overworld. Notch opened up the bedroom door since nothing seemed misplaced in his room. The main hall seemed fine. Although the guest bedroom door was opened even though Notch closed it the previous night. Notch jumped into the room to be greeted by a messy room with everything misplaced but there was no creatures in there. Then, Notch heard the water running in his bathroom. The door opened and Notch entered to see a zombie. Although this zombie was stuck, head first in the toilet.The zombie was just in the toilet drowning. Finally Notch pulled it out. But the sun came through the windows and began burning it. Then, the zombie jumped back in the toilet. "Well he's only hurting himself so I'll leave him be." Thought Notch. Notch then went downstairs very slowly. He heard cold, scratchy laughter that made it sound like the laughing person has been smoking their whole life. "Time to die Notch!" The scratchy voice told him. Notch looked to his left to see two Endermen and a Wither Skeleton. The skeleton had a beat up diamond helmet and an old, burnt up iron chestplate. "Give us the Ender King's remains! NOW!" Screeched the skeleton.

Part 11: Skulls and Bones
"And I thought I could just relax for the rest of my life." Steve complained to Jeb and the rest of Team Mojang as they started banging against Notch's front door with all their strength. "Alllrrriiighty then. What do you butt faces want? Cash? Ender Pearls??" Steve screamed through the windows. "Okay guys. I got this." Jeb told everyone. "RRRRAAAAAHHHH!" He yelled as he ran at full speed towards the door with a diamond ax in his hand. The door exploded open and they slowly crept through what was left of the door. Dinnerbone (A new member of the team.) said hello very faintly since he was terrified. Grumm then said "Why do I have to be here too? Do we really need all of us?"
"Yup." Jeb replied.
"This is boring." Steve explained to the whole group.
They heard moaning, groaning, and gargled yelling. "Hmmm... Almost sounds like something's swimmin' in a toilet." Steve said. Then laughed at his own joke. "It really isn't that funny...." Junkboy said. Junkboy was the newest member. He always wore a mask and a blue wig so no one knew what he looked like. They say he was wearing it since he was born and NEVER has taken it off. As they walked upstairs the drowning got louder. They jumped into the bathroom and saw a zombie dying in the toilet. Steve helped the zombie out of the toilet. Steve asked the zombie if he saw Notch and shockingly, it replied. "The skelies and Endies took Nitch." The zombie said in a scratchy voice. Steve replied "You mean Notch. Not Nitch."

"Oh. Nootch."
"No. Notch!"
"Notch?"

"YES! Notch."
Then they left and the zombie followed. "Why are you coming?" Steve asked the zombie. "I want help you!" The zombie replied to Steve. Then, Steve said "The Endermen and Wither Skeletons are together again? Hmm... That's odd.". They saw a huge trail of skulls and bones. Wither bones. They followed it. As they followed it they said "Follow the blackened bone road follow the blackened bone road!". They finally arrived at a large fortress with bones decorating the walls. There were skulls and severed heads on pikes in front of the fort. "Well, gentlemen, looks like we're here."

Part 12: Welcome To The End Of The World
As Team Mojang entered the fortress screams and shouts were heard. It sounded like somebody was being tortured inside it. After creeping through long, dark, hallways, the yelling got louder. Finally, the team saw the Endermen and Wither Skeleton torturing Notch. "Jeb then said "Alright men! Let's sit and think of a plan. So on the count of-" Jeb didn't get to finish since Steve just screamed "ATTACK!" They ran in and fought the monsters for about 10 minutes before they heard a loud explosion. Everything was still. The friendly zombie, whose name was Joey, suddenly said while staring at the doorway "Oh my Notch." Everyone else looked to see Herobrine's Shrine. But it was ALIVE. It's body was a skeleton that was stuck together with soulsand and it had three heads. All Wither skulls. The eyes were white like Herobrine's. It began shooting skulls out of it's three mouths. The Wither Skeleton said "NO! I'M WITH YOU! WE'RE BOTH WITHER SKELETONS!" Then, the shrine replied "You have chose to rejoin the Endermen! They are traitors to the Nether creatures! You must all DIE!" With that, he shot at the skeleton and the skeleton's head exploded off and the rest of it crumbled to the ground. The endermen were not sure what to do so they attempted to teleport away but were caught by the Wither (The Herobrine Statue called himself that.) the Endermen fought back and bought the humans some time. Everything was fighting against the Wither and most Endermen died. Finally, Steve and Jeb jumped at the same time and sliced off two of it's heads. It let out a shriek and tried to retreat but everybody began shooting arrows at full speed. The Wither screeched "Welcome to the end of the world! For you!" And he began blowing up the walls of the fort. It began sinking underground. The humans all escaped the fort and the Wither was trapped and screaming as loud as it could. "Well, it was his end." Steve said. Jeb then said "I saw some kind of portal down there. I heard Endermen mumbling about some end of something. Could they be planning... the end of the world?"

Part 13: The Monks
"Well, let's not worry about how they're gonna end the world. Okay?" They returned to a town that they've been building while they weren't saving the world. Finally as they finished they saw that they needed something to inhabit the town. They built more similar towns as they thought about creatures for the towns. Eventually some traveling monks came by and bought houses in the village for emeralds. Some of the monks settled in the deserts and built pyramids. Others went to the jungle and built fortresses made of cobblestone. Most of the jungle and desert monks had to leave because of living conditions in these regions. The jungle monks, who wore green robes, attempted to escape into the plains where the other villages were although one monk caught a disease. It was an extremely dangerous disease and it spreads easily. It makes your skin a greenish color and makes you slower and your flesh rots. The infection spread to the rest of the villagers and it was brought out of the jungle into the rest of the world. These are the zombies we know today. Meanwhile back at the town where Mojang was currently stationed in a man ran in screaming. He shouted "The infection! It's coming! Board up your doors and windows and get your weapons ready!". One monk told Steve and his friends that he could help them. The monk had a small obsidian table with a book floating about an inch above it. He told them he could make their weapons stronger for the zombie invasion that might or might not actually happen.

Part 14: The Invasion!
"THEY'RE BREAKING DOWN THE DOORS! WHY DID I ADD THAT TO THE WORLD???" Jeb screamed as zombies smashed their green arms through the door. The team grabbed their enchanted swords and started slicing off zombie limbs. Finally the sun came up. "They're all dead." Steve said. A few monks left their homes to explore the damage. A burning sound and zombie yelling. Then they remembered Joey the friendly zombie. "JOEY!" They screamed. They turned around to see a pile of rotten flesh and bones. "I can't believe it.... He's dead..." Jeb said. Then the monk that enchanted their swords and axes came out of his house, which he was turning into something different, said "I know a way to save your friend. Although you only have until sundown tomorrow. You must climb to the top of Mojang Mountain and speak to the monks that live up there. Good luck." With that,Team Mojang left. They were walking for about 3 hours until it started pouring rain. They set up a small camp with small wool huts. Suddenly, lightning struck their camp and burnt down the huts revealing a tall, dark figure with a rusty iron chestplate and an old diamond helmet. "Time for revenge." It said.

Part 15: THEY'RE ALL DEAD
It was the Wither skeleton that worked with the Endermen. He also had two other skeletons with him. "Muahahahaha!" They laughed. Jeb got up, grabbed his magic sword and charged at the leader skeleton. Jeb struck right at the chestplate. The skeleton laughed and appeared to not be hurt at all. he grabbed his old sword and struck Jeb in the head. jeb collapsed to the ground and wasn't moving. "You.... You killed my friend!" Steve shouted. He ran towards the skeleton and sliced off the head but the skeleton reached out and grabbed it. Right before the skeleton sliced Steve with his sword lightning struck his chestplate. The skeleton continued being electrocuted and his bones were flying all over the place. he laid on the ground completely burnt and not moving at all. The other skeletons just stood there and stared at the dead body of their leader. Then, the rain stopped and the sun started shining on the skeletons. They caught on fire and began running away. "They're all dead." Steve said. Jeb got up with a confused look on his face. He could barely stand and had to be carried. they reached a village. It looked like it was mostly destroyed but they explored it anyway.All they found was rotten flesh and bones. "They're all dead." Jeb said. "Wow we are saying that a lot in this part." Steve said. "I don't think you're supposed to tell everyone that this is just a story." Dinnerbone told Steve.

Hey look! I actually finally finished two new parts! After over a year of absence, the Evolution of Minecraft has returned!
Part 16: Haunted House

"They are here." 
"Good. Send them my way. He will be back by tonight."

It was the dawn of the final day. The team only has today to save Joey. Eventually they came across a villager. She was dressed in purple and had a strange black hat. "You must be the one who can save our friend!" Jeb exclaimed. "Umm... No. He lives in that house over there." The villager said as she pointed to an old, run down mansion. The Mojang team thanked the villager and made their way towards the mansion. Silverfish crawled out of between the bricks and cobwebs surrounded the house. They opened up the dark oak doors and headed into the dark building. 
"Hello?" Steve asked.
A voice came from upstairs. "Up here!"
As they made their way to the stairs, cave spiders jumped out at them. They quickly sliced them up. The team slowly crept up the stairs. They opened up the door and saw a man in similar robes as the other villager sitting at a desk. His room was filled with brewing stands, potions, and mysterious objects, used for potions. 
"Come on in. gentlemen!" He said.
"We need you to fix our friend, Joey. He kinda got burned to death." Steve told him.
"Such a shame. Did you bring him with you?"
"Yup. Here he is." Grumm said as he dropped a bag of severed limbs onto the desk.
"Hmmm... Yes, yes... I can fix this. But I have one request of you. if you wish your friend would return to life." The villager said.
"What is it?" The Mojang Team said in unison.
"Kill the Ender Dragon."

Part 17: To Kill A Dragon
"What??" Jeb exclaimed.
"Yep. I need a Dragon Egg for... Experiments..." The villager told him.
"How do we find it?" Dinnerbone asked.
"Luckily, I have been able to replicate the End Portal in my basement. Just hop right in and kill the dragon for me and get the egg." The villager said.
The team headed to the basement and one by one hopped into the portal. They were greated by a strange, grim dimension that the Endermen call home. Once, this place was a magical bright place. When they Endermen left the Nether they took over this dimension. The sky got dark, the grass shrivelled up, and they raised up dark towers. 
"So you wish to kill me?" The dragon said to them in a grim voice.
"Yup." Mojang replied.
"That will not be so easy." The dragon told them.
The team climbed up the towers, smashed the crystals, and fired bows at the dragon. The dragon spit acid at them, rammed into them, and tried to crush them. However, it was not good enough to defeat them. The dragon burst into flames, made crackling noises and exploded into the sky, letting out a horrifying shriek. The team took the egg and hopped into the portal to take them back home.

ANOTHER IMPORTANT NOTE!

This is not finished! Soon I will add more parts!
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01/04/2014 10:43 am
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what happened to joey? the last parts were kinda hard to read. (they should just give joey some potions of fire resistance.)
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01/04/2014 12:08 pm
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CrazyHecticLife
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Well now I added something new about Joey but you'll have to read 'The Invasion!" to find out.
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01/04/2014 10:48 am
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Joey just went with the rest of Mojang into the village. He just joined them.
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12/17/2013 9:06 pm
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Fazure
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Oh this is great! I wish this was more popular :D Diamond Sub and Fav :) Can't wait for the rest! :)
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12/17/2013 9:10 pm
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Thanks! Make sure you look at some of my other work too!
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12/18/2013 5:38 pm
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Fazure
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I will and already have (at some). man I can't believe those times when you work so hard on something (*ahem* ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^) and then it doesn't even get noticed. :/

I wish I could diamond, sub and fav twice :P
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12/18/2013 5:42 pm
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I don't really care if it doesn't get noticed. I just do all this for fun. But if you want to help me get popular, tell your friends about me!
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12/19/2013 10:30 pm
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Fazure
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I will, in my new blog! :D

I am thinking about making a "manual" for minecraft, like those little manual books you get inside game covers. I noticed Minecraft never got one and thought it would be nice to make one. Don't know about it though, it would take a long time to get all the information etc. since there are a lot of mobs. I was thinking about only doing character bios of Overworld mobs though, to keep it interesting to find out the new things in the nether etc.
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12/20/2013 7:34 am
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Nice idea! If you need any help you can ask me!
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12/17/2013 7:21 pm
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This is good!
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