I sssssssay we have a sssssssssizzling ssssssshow for you today! We have an absolute explosion of a guest today! Give it up for....Creeper!
Hello fresssssssssh meat!
Welcome Mr. Creeper, now may I ask you some questions?
Ssssssssure
Ok first question, now a lot of people have been wondering why you explode, is it something in your body that triggers it or just some magic?
Well you ssssssssee, TNT isssssssss my favorite sssssssnack, eat it every day! Sssssssscrumciousssss!
Second question, how do you reproduce?
Hah....thatssssss easssssssy. When we explode, our radiation travels onto the nearest persssssssson, and that persssssssson will then be turned into a creeper in about a week.
Uh....but a creeper exploded next to me yesterday........Ummmm ok last question...what are your battle techniques?
One of my greatesssssst techniquessssss is the hisssssss and BOOM, I walk up to a wandering adventurer, hissssss, and boom boom!
Ok well thanks for having you here today creeper!
No problemssssssssss, oh, and you viewersssssssss, if you want more the mob spots, leave comments and diamonds so we know that you like usssssssss, oh and if you dont like ussssssss, I will come to you and blow you to kingdom come!