The minecraft creeper. We all want to know "What goes on in that little green guys head? Why is he such a jerk?" Well, todays your day, because I am answering all of those and more in "The science of the minecraft creeper!". Ok, lets get started. First, why does he explode? Well, when creepers are young, a fun game for them to play is "Eat the TNT". This game consists of a young creeper and all of his/her freinds to see who can eat the TNT and survive. "It is requierd by the creeper society to eat TNT by the age of 12. If you do not suceed, you are sent out into the wild, exiled by everyone you know" says creeper Boom stevens. "Plus, you would have NO defence agent those ruthless players". So, we now know how they explode. But why are they so hostile? Well, the creeper dictator, Nice Everything, has us veiwed as horrible people in the creeper society, kind of like hitler and the jews. He says we attack them "first" and we are ruthless. So, thats why they are so hostile twards us. "Its kind of like Mob war 2" Says creeper general Teen en tee. "Its just a big war. but we all still have souls". Now, what goes on in that little guys head? We go to creeper war veteran Ex P. Losian for the answer. "Well, its kind of like 'Im doing this for creepers around the world'. However, you still dont want to die, and your constantly thinking about your family and friends. Its not easy going to a player and convincing yourself to actually blow up. Its hard as heck". And, thats what creepers think in times of battle. Finally, how to creepers come to be? Radiation of players. Thats all I have to say. Goodnoght, everyone, I hope you all learned somthing about the science of creepers!