One day, a dirt block named Bob was bored. He felt he was one of a million, one who is not exotic. He started to cry because he would not become famous or have any friends because he was just one pixel out of a trillion pixels in the minecraft code. He wished he was a diamond, or a creeper, or even a player! So one day, he met a witch named SquidNerd, who said "Err you want to be something more exotic? Well I can help you." and in one and two potions, he was gold.

Bob now felt he had more use now, so he plopped himself right next to some average coal and waited. Then a miner named Sethbling came up and said, "hmm, I found gold, not that useful really. I'll leave him in this mine for when I really need him". That's when Bob realized that gold had no use. So he went back to SquidNerd. "Errr, gold too useless for ya? I can fix that." and in one or two potions, he was diamond.

Bob knew this was the day he'd be famous, so he plopped right next to some other diamond, and found a miner named SkythekidRS, he said "Ugh diamonds, so original." Bob then knew that diamonds were too original and common most of the time, so he went up to SquidNerd again. "Yeah, i thought you'd say that. ok here you go". And in a one and two potions. He was a brand new block. Solarium.

Bob knew now he was the rarest thing in the world. So he plopped himself down and waited, and waited, and waited. No one came. Bob thought that he just found an unlucky spot, so he moved. Then he waited, and waited, still no one. Now Bob knows that he is too rare! He went back to SquidNerd. "Errr, too rare? You are so needy." He said. Bob said that he now knows he wants to be dirt again because who cares if he is common, he still gets to see the outside world. So in one and two potions. He was dirt again.

The end.