Colonel: Snake. We need you to infiltrate the top secret base BERZERK. Reports show massive robot production.
Snake: I'll get in and destroy every one o those mechs.
Colonel: Good. But be careful. The walls are laced with cyanide.
Snake: That won't stop me
BOOM. A wall was blown away and Snake, guns blazing rolled into the base and started shooting robot after robot after robot. "Alright", said Snake. "Lets find the rest."
The first thing Snake noticed was that this was no maze. It was a labyrinth of blue walls. Turn after turn led into new rooms with more robots.
Snake started to panic. I've been here before, he thought he turned around and saw a big, yellow smiley face slowly floating after him. Snake ran down the room, emptying round after round into the face. It did no damage at all.
Shooting more robots seemed to quicken the smiley face. It got faster and faster until it was faster then Snake.
The face crashed into snakes body. Snake rolled around on the floor, dead. Evil Otto turned around and smiled. Just smiled.