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What if players were mobs?

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Hey guys!

I havn't done a blog in a while, so I decided, why not make a one about mobs?

Like, really, shut up and sit down.


SHEEP = NOOB



These are useless, but funny right? They have their uses, like putting them in your house and making them grow food for you, like the sheep, you put them in a farm and make them grow wool.


THE PIG = THE IDIOT



These people don't know where they are going, and shout random mean things at admins when the admins tell them off for doing wrong, they get killed and you get their loots, like the pig, you kill it to get it's meat, and there are so many to kill, as they are selfish too by not giving you more than 3 porkchops, so you have to kill so many.


THE COW = THE GENEROUS ONE



This one gives you a lot of their food and armor to start off your survival, they are very useful and are always there for ya, they will stay in your house and to bits here and there while hunting for you and being nice, Like the cow, they give you a lot of meat and a lot of leather, they arn't selfish and will give what you need. You can keep them in farms and it only takes wheat to keep them going.


THE CHICKEN = THE WEAK ONE



These people are the one's who've just started off, they are useless to kill but can give you some good loots, like the chicken, it will give you more feathers than meat, and yet again, there are so many to kill, and so little time.


THE OCELOT = THE COWARD



I honestly HATE these people, they run away even though they are have the better advantage, they run away from factions when they are in need, hell, they'll even risk saving their own lives than the faction, you will run for these for ages to catch them, and they will either give up, go to you for more, or you'll kill 'em, just like the ocelot, they'll run away even though there are tree's and bushes they can jump you from, they have no use as they do not attack anything, they will give up if you have some fish for them, or you can kill them from how annoying they are.


THE SPIDER = THE PEACEFUL ONE



These people are peaceful, unless attacked they are agressive, and at night when they need to hunt, they are very docile during the day, but when you attack them, they'll never give up, they will pillar up to you or find their way over to you, like the spider, it will attack you if you attack it during the day, and kill you on sight at night (rhymes, doesn't it?)


THE CREEPER = THE GRIEFER



You all probably expected this to be the griefer, he/she only comes at night when you are more weak, and will run during the day especially if you have someone powerful with you., annoying you even more, they'll just give you griefing matirials when you kill them, making an admin suspicious (correct me), and blow up you and your stuff, just annoying you even more, they will also put lava where you don't want it to be, like the creeper, it blows you and your house up, it only spawns at night and stays away in day, if you have a cat with you, they'll run anyway.


THE TROLL = THE ENDERMAN



Kinda like the griefer, but more aware. You look at them and they'll be your next target, they'll pick up blocks from your house and dump them anywhere, they'll teleport, run away from you when you hit them, they don't like water because it's what annoys them so they will give up if you use it on them, like the enderman, you look at them and they go for you, they pick blocks up and dump them anywhere, and are quite powerful, but they hate water because it hurts them, so they'll give up when they even have a drop on them.


THE IRON GOLEM = THE GUARD



Kind of like the generous one, they'll guard your home and kill anything that even looks bad, they are powerful, have about 100 health from that armor that they have, and will attack you if you try and betray them, like the iron golem, it'll defend you and harmless villagers from anything that is bad, it has 100 health and can pack quite a punch.


THE WITHER = THE HOST


These people are extremely powerful, have the ability to fly and are very OP, can break through your obsidion house if you have anything in there, and will ban you if needed, like the wither, they'll kill you on sight if you try to kill them, they'll fly over to you and get you if you try to run, they can break through obsidian and can kill you very easily.

So that's it!

I really hope you enjoyed!

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10/18/2014 6:50 pm
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I didnt read a single big of text from the blog, but nice blog Mr. Anderson, maybe you can make better next time you pathetic human?
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