Hello everyone, just before you start reading and take this too seriously - this is supposed to be a joke! (P.S. If I get banned for this post, blame Paril!) I do not mean to offend anyone in this post!

Ok lets start:

Once upon a time, Paril was walking in the park with his girlfriend (Lalibelluleyez) at the park, looking at the waxy leaves falling from the magniffecent tree. This was in autumn, when the sun was at it's highest point in the day, and the leaves were as orange as an orange. They were here due to 4th anniversary, celebrating their love for each other like a sloth celebrated love for other sloths.



So anyways, as I was saying; they walked through the park looked at strangers and trying to find something funny to say about them, because that's the kind of people they are. But what they didn't know, was that one of the people they made fun of was Cyprezz himself, the future creator of the planet of minecraft... When the day was coming to an end, and Paril's amazing day was ending, Cyprezz followed the couple back to their house. Paril, somehow, did not see Cyprezz clearly walking in a robot suit behind him which magicaly teleported out of nowhere, just like that! When the couple at last arrived back at the house, and said their goodbye's until tomorrow, Cyprezz sneaked into the house, and realised that Paril was a coder as he had 4 Strawberry cakes, a pear, and a climzones computer! And the fact that on one of the Strawberry cakes there was an application open with 100's of lines of code almost made it quite clear.

Cyprezz continued sneakily snooping around the house, when an idea popped into his head - "The Planet of Minecraft", as he wanted it to be called then; a site where you could make anything and everything for minecraft!
"Now that would be awesome", he said to himself, "This is a multi-million dollar idea right here!".
He needed Paril's coding abilities, however, to be able to make this site a thing, so he hid in Paril's room, waiting to surprise him! When Paril finally stopped doing whatever he was doing downstairs, he went to his room to find a robot standing there, looking at him. He couldn't believe his eyes, and stood there for a few seconds, both the robot and him still. He then thought that it was a gift from someone, it had to be, so he went up to the robot and started to search around it for an envalope or some sort of piece of paper saying a message on it for a happy anniversary gift. And then it moved... it moved quickly and efficiently, with Paril jumping in his fright and Cyprezz grabbing him by the froat and lifting him up. Cyprezz told him his idea and Paril quickly said that he would help him do it, only if he let him go though. So this is where Planet Minecraft comes from, but why you're really here:

Where does the phrase Blame Paril come from?

Well, my friend, every time theres a bug Paril has to fix it while Cyprezz sits back and does nothing, gaining money from the sites advertisements and becoming more famous by the day; Paril is kept like a slave in his house, only being allowed to go outside for an hour every day. He is not allowed to see what used to be his girlfriend anymore but he has to keep it on his PMC page to not cause suspicion. Even with all the updates and bugs that Paril has to fix, Cyprezz blames even more on him: People taking two spaces in the train to lie down, the fact that freddo's no longer cost 10p, and more! Cyprezz created the phrase "Blame Paril" in order to get the attention on Cyprezz and everyone to hate Paril!

So now you're wondering how I know this information?

I intercepted messages between Cyprezz and staff members, telling them the story and asking them for help from this monster! He is slowly recruiting a massive staff army, to take down the robot and take over Planet Minecraft!


I hope you enjoyed this post, and that it didn't bore you!

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