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Chicken Creepy Pasta

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jackel01's Avatar jackel01
Level 28 : Expert Spider Rider
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Every one knows the chicken. He's such a cute little guy, isn't he. You know, how he wanders around devouring the souls of cows and sheep behind your back as you mine some coal. Then he pops out the souls in a hard shell you can cook with them. And the way that he loves to burn down trees and create giant lava pits were he breeds his young to act as minions of herobrine. You may know them better as ghasts. The giant flying creatures covered in a fluffy, feathery, white covering that shoot flaming eggs out of there tormented mouth. And don't worry, that screaming isn't from them being in pain. It's from inside it's stomach where it's victims are being slowly converted to zombie pigmen by herobrine ripping them apart. So it's ok. No need to feel sorry for the ghast. And chickens are so helpful. They help me find obsidian so I can create a nether portal. All they ask in return is for me to let them come with them so they can visit their tormented young ones and carry their souls back into our dimension so they can grow into adult chickens.

I love chickens. <3
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nalyr00
08/06/2014 10:49 am
Level 25 : Expert Warrior
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Chickens are evil never forget that.
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jackel01
08/06/2014 6:23 am
Level 28 : Expert Spider Rider
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Picture update
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Moomookitty yay
06/25/2014 1:31 am
Level 17 : Journeyman Narwhal
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#ChickenForNextBoss
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TruelyJ64
01/14/2014 5:42 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Explorer
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What did I just read?
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