People always come onto servers, build hideous houses, fail at pvp, and whine when I call them a noob. "I...I'm not a noob, I'm very experienced!" So, all you noobs out there. Don't do these.

You know you're a noob when..

dirt's the first thing you go for

you try to craft an iron sword with ore

you think that diamond blocks can only be destroyed with a diamond pick

you have ore and coal, and you use the coal to make charcoal

you only play on peaceful because you're scared of HeroBrine

a server admin gives you 20 diamonds, and you use them to make diamond blocks

if on creative, you want to die, you punch a creeper

in pvp, you use a wooden sword, because "I won't miss it if I die"

you use a saddle on a spider

you spend your time looking for crafting tables because, "making one is too much work!"

That being said, I'll release another list later.
Coon out!