I kill you with a meteor

I kill you with TOAST A BUTTER.

I kill you with a harpoon.

I kill you with spam

I kill you by using hadouken.

I kill you with a crossbow yielded by the most skilled blacksmith in all of Middle Earth.

I kill you with a high velocity pool ball (no 8 to be exact) to da head.

I kill you with a deer horn knife.

I kill you with a potato

I kill you with Akinator.

You shall die by an exploding TARDIS

I'll kill you with time-crushing delays.

I kill you with the fact that I own this post.

I kill you with your previous profile image!

i summon chad to hack you and change your name to chad like hi did with the chat...
and that kills you, somehow...

I kill you with repetitiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontiontion.

i kill you with flamethrower!

!ssalg htiw uoy llik I

I kill you with glass!

I'll kill you with a regeneration potion -9001!!!

I WILL KILL YOU WITH PAPER

I'll kill you with a perma-ban from being killed!

I kill you with mah lazor! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

i kill you with a butter rant blog

I kill you with BUDDER! (I'm a Sky fan...)

i kill you with lazooorz!!!!

I'll kill you with my #Swagg

Christian Bale

You were supposed to kill me.

Would you answer this question honestly?
Will you answer no to this question?

Oh, yes, I'm killing you with a paradox

A squid

Gyarados, use THRASH!

giant butt with a dragon tattoo and a magical sword and a army of pigmens!!!1!!1!11

Combustible lemon

Swag.

Pie

Trash Can.

Piano

Justin Beiber..

Kim Kardashian.

Because why not.

Brad Pitt

Tom Hanks


And the topic veers towards famous people.

George Washington

Nicolas Cage.

Waldo

Bob Marley.
Because I can.

Toothpick.
Because why not?

Bodies.

Chainsaw

Creeper (since you're Steve).