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"Fun is good."
-Dr. Seuss

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." - Laurence J. Peter

"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, *sniff* maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet." - The Heavy

"Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors. I guarantee you'll not go hungry. 'Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people left on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead." - The Sniper

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" -The Soldier

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"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these?" - Cave Johnson, Portal 2

There is no good or bad, but thinking makes it so. ~Hamlet in Hamlet

"Uuuuuuuur Ahhhhrrrrrr Uhhrrrr Ahhhhhrrr Aaaarhg.."- Chewy/Chewbaca

Anime Alert:
"There's no such thing as a painless lesson-they just don't exist. Sacrifices are necessary. You can't gain anything without losing something first. Although if you can endure that pain and walk away from it, you'll find that you now have a heart strong enough to overcome any obstacle. Yeah... a heart made Fullmetal."
Edward Elric - Fullmetal Alchemist

"When I, who am called a 'weapon' or a 'monster', fight a real monster, I can fully realize I'm just a human."
Roy Mustang - Fullmetal Alchemist

"Love is like a firework from the past... It's more beautiful for it to go to pieces and scatter far off."
Katsuki Shima - Clannad (after story)

"You should cry while you still can. when you get bigger, sometimes, you can't cry even if there's something you want to cry about."
Okazaki Tomoya - Clannad (Not sure if it's after story or not, i forgot ;n;)

"If we make it back to the real world. I’ll find you again. And fall in love with you again."
Asuna - Sword Art Online

"We don't have a choice. It's a cruel world."
Mikasa - Shingeki No Kyojin / Attack On Titan

"There's no time to figure out if this the right thing to do! Just move.. Don't try to keep your hands clean. That's right... The World is Cruel."
Eren - Shingeki No Kyojin / Attack On Titan


Thats quite a few quotes I've found from anime... Anime is useful for some things.

"I'm Morgan Freeman" ~ Not Morgan Freeman, but me.

"YOLO."

"You must be silenced."
~The Arbiter, Halo 3

"I'm ready! How about you!?!"
~Emile, Halo: Reach

Daryl Dixon Quotes:
'People In Hell Want Slushies.'

'I May Be The One Walking Away, But You Are The One Leaving...'

Hershel Greene:
'A Sad Soul Kills Quicker Than A Germ.'
'I Declare We Have Spaghetti Tuesdays, Every Wednesday.'

Me:
'A Girl Once Said Life Is Like A Deck Of Cards...
A Heart To Love Him,
A Diamond To Marry Him,
A Club To Bash His Head In...
And A Spade To Bury The Bastard.'

"Don't argue with stupid people, they will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience."
-Mark Twain

"True courage is not knowing when to take a life, but when to spare one."
-Gandalf

"If you learn more when you fail than when you succeed, than maybe failure is a victory in of itself."
-My teacher

"those who break the rules are called scum,
But those who abandon their friends are more scum"
-Kakashi

YAY INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES!

"They say when you die you watch your life, make it something worth watching."

"Dont count the days. Make the days count."

Now for a random, funny one (NOT INTENDED FOR YOUNGER PEOPLE TO READ):

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart."

- Helen Keller

"We know what we are, but know not what we may be."

- William Shakespeare

GG50

"It's better to keep your mouth shut, and have everyone think you a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt."

-Mark Twain

My Life. XD

When life gives you lemons, make them take it back. GET MAD!!
- Cave Johnson

"Life isn't about quotes about life"

"Hope is never lost, sometimes it just needs to be found again."

sidtom"I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” - John Green The Fault In Our Stars

This.

madisonjack01Me: "can I get this"

Dad: "No -_-"

Here comes my quote

Me: "what do I get for my birthday a pile of dirt ._."

"I got a rock" -Charlie Brown

"In 900 years of time and space I've never met someone who wasn't important."
-The Doctor, Doctor Who

"heyo"
- My friend

xD

"I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” - John Green The Fault In Our Stars

"I'm in love with you, and I'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things. I'm in love with you, and I know that love is just a shout into the void, and that oblivion is inevitable, and that we're all doomed and that there will come a day when all our labor has been returned to dust, and I know the sun will swallow the only earth we'll ever have, and I am in love with you.” - John Green The Fault In Our Stars

“You don't get to choose if you get hurt in this world...but you do have some say in who hurts you. I like my choices.” - John Green The Fault In Our Stars

"Tich died when she was twelve.
The end."
-Tich Miller(Dont know the authors name)

We read it out in class once and got to the end and we were like "Well uh.. Thats a bit dark..."

When life gives you lemons, squeeze lemon juice into life's eyes.

"sup" - Cry

http://indianapopovich.tumblr.com/post/4568629278/master-list-of-wheezy-waiter-quotes-2011
-Craig Benzine

The best quotes I have arent for a child friendly site, shamefully.

"To infinity and beyond"
-buzz lightyear, toy story


"The future is the past. The past is the future. It all gives me a big headache."
-Captain Kathryn Janeway, Star Trek voyager


"People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly... Timey-wimey...stuff."
-the doctor, doctor who
(Sorry if that was already posted)


"You fool! You fell victim to one of my classic blunders - The most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well known is this - 'Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line' HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Vizzini, the princess bride

"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
-Patrick Star, spongebob

"Demons run, when good men go to war."

History is back in place and everyone dies

~10th Doctor the fires of Pompeii~


When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

~ Cave Johnson Portal 2~


“Puppycop knows it all! PuppyCop is capable of killing someone in less than a second using a rear neck spinal attack”
-slyfoxhound-

Ain't no party likka pewdiepie parteeey

"Never gonna give you up..."
-Rick Astley

"Trust is a weakness" -uplink

Run Forrest Run!
- Genny (Forrest Gump)

SteveThePirate"Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"

Oh damn, you already took mine! Vaas is one of the most interesting characters I have ever seen

"Momma always told me, Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get." -Forrest Gump

"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything one learned in school."

-Albert Einstein

"I started out with nothing, and I've still got most of it left."

"The problem with internet quotes is that you cannot verify their authenticity" -Abraham Lincoln

I have another one

"Ehh dood"

JaromeASF

And

Mitch

"Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words will leave psychological wounds that will never heal" ~Timmy's Dad.