Ok, so I have the wackiest reading teacher. He likes to "spoonerize" sentences to mess with us. Well now I want to take that and put you to the test! I want everyone here to make the funniest spoonerizations you can think of.
Here is an example:

Regular version: Pie is my favorite treat.

Spoonerized: Fie is my pavorite treat.

All you need to do is to switch the first letter of one word with another, and you can do this multiple times! Now make us laugh with your warped imaginations!