forget to take a laptop charger on holiday with you FOR 3 WEEKS

Virus and when HP tries to fix it they just give you faulty parts and you cannot use your computer for five months.

Moving somewhere, and forgetting the computer.. yeah

Screen Breaks.

What depths of hell did you guys spawn from. xD

having to go to the toilet mid-battle....

in the middle of an insane battle in any mmorpg game...

game freezes and/or lags

Internet goes out.

or...

Slow internet.
I measured it recently and...
Well, let's just say my internet speed isn't even one tenth of the national average.

Little brother takes a rather large magnet and plays with it on top of your CPU

uuugghhh, little sister turns off screen during extreme pvp...

No video games...AT ALL FOR A WHOLE YEAR!

all Technology ceased to function

Being stuck 8 feet away from every electronic device possible, forever.

the computer gets a very bad virus, And whenever I try to go on minecraft, it crashes, so I have to use my bad computer until it gets fixed. (actually happened)

While in the middle of an intense fight or otherwise, hearing "<NAME>! I SAID IT'S TIME TO EAT!!!!"


**Applies especially to games similar to the Survival Games**

The graphics card pretends to be a jet turbine everytime you open a game (true story)

If any of these things happened i would DIE

*true story*

my cat has learned that he can head-bump my computer to turn it off if I am ignoring him. It doesn't necessarily mean he'll get the sort of attention he WANTS, but he gets attention!

Not gaming

Nothing, there is always a way for me to play games.

Asked to play with a famous youtuber and then your computer breaks down for 5 days
and then the youtuber is on holiday for 2 WEEKS!

The Earth being destroyed when you play a large amount of games.



CAPTAIN OBVIOUS TO THE RESCUE!

Using a track/touch pad.

Graphics drivers randomly reverting to an ancient version, rendering the screen almost impossible to see, and your computer not allowing you to update them due to a corrupted system file... True story.

Red_BoTHINGS THAT WOULD MEAN THE END OF THE WORLD FOR A GAMER:
I will start.
You can't use WinRar after 40 days.

Get 7zip.


Owning a mac/windows 8

BCOD: Blue Screen Of Death
The Windows screen that gives tons of errors

Your favorite game's sequel replaces the original and sucks all the online players away

Sims 3 require you to actually buy stuff online to get the full experience of the game and items.... oh wait.

I've just bought it, and I think it sucks how they've monetized it now. I grew up with the first Sims, and even though the game style isn't as pretty as the Sims 3, I prefer it over "HEY BUY THIS TO GET EVERY ITEM"

Emp detonation/really strong solar flare

the future......

have you SEEN the future gamers of today yet?
example: COD, TF2/MVM

most gamers from these games lack EVERYTHING thats required...
skill and inteligence

I'll make a list!

1. About to finish a hard level and the power goes out.

2. Lag

3. Your illiterate younger sibling accidentally erases your save file for your favorite game that you were really far on.

4. You're in an intense part of the game and you need full concentration, but your mom screams at you and makes you do your chores.

5. You have failed several times to beat a hard part and you know you can beat it on one of your next tries, but that annoying person, be they a friend or a sibling or something else, keeps saying Can I try?.

6. The game suddenly has some ridiculous glitch that screws you over

7. You're really far on your game and then the memory card gets corrupted and you just want to kill yourself

8. Your game (if it is full screen) suddenly minimizes because something in Windows pops up and it takes you forever to try to get rid of it when you are going to sell something at a great price (or anything else for that matter)

9. You go in your living/bedroom (whatever room your console is in) and your brother/sister is playing your game.

AND Finally

10. Your younger sibling or troublemaker accidently throws the disk in the oven and turns the heat up.

When Minecraft couldn't create the java virtual machine.

Finding out Alienware is crap the hard way :L

when you're in skype or chatting or something important online.. then suddenly... internet just thinks its time for a break then... BAM! internet is off

Forgets to turn skype off, then gets a skype call just after invincibility in hunger games

When blowing on an old gameboy cartridge doesn't solve the problem

So... once on a cold winter day, you gave your little brother your PSP for about five minutes while you go to the bathroom. You come back, and he's twirling around with it in his hands. "No! Stop!" You yell, only thinking of it slipping out of his hands. He stops to look at you for a second, but lets just say the PSP doesn't stop. The PSP flies out of his hands, soars across the room, and lands... in the fireplace...

True story:D

~Mojo

Anyone else?

Blue screen.
Nahhh, that's too general.

A walrus pops out of your screen. It consumes your ceiling fan and launches mailboxes at your cpu. Meanwhile, you're shower curtains burst to life, starting to burn your monitor. Then, it begins to rain butter (don't say I am a sky fanboy ) all over the ground, causing you to slip and fall. Then, the walrus beats the crap out of your with broccoli.

U/BitTorrent stops developing.