I would get Dinkleberg! He would know what to do!

Get a boat.

Zombies don't swim. Easy.

Grab a shank and hide in a closet.

anyone want to know what i would do?

Join the zombies.

Go to my nearest grocery store and eat.

Become a Zombie

yay

-Bump-

-Bump-

everyone going bat crazy about ow awesome they will be and kick everyone butt and win

but we all know you'll hide in your house with your family and loved ones until the clutching jaws of death take you into it's dark embrace.


or you'll go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this to blow over, i know me and my family would

grap the salt! And not be scared... I believe in the science of Game-Theory! So I'm safe! The theory about "real life zombies"

Act like im one of them untill the sun comes and burns down the zombies. Then i will kick their burning ass. #PerfectPlan!

Gather 100 people from an uninfected country into a rocket ship. Live on the moon for a bit. Time goes by faster in space. Go back in a week (space time). Win

Basically 3D print some guns probably try to develop a plan with everyone in my neighborhood to take over a near tower (We have a super fancy Artisan town by us) and then hold out with guns (Alot of my friends has reeel guns we're in Texas) and then hold out as long as we can getting food and etc.

Camomano99

PandaMC

EnderCat17
why a prison?

Because it's secure

Except its full of prisoners who may want to do bad things to you(and that's* the censored version).

An abandoned one.

Pull out a VCR Player. I'm safe from the humans at least.

In all seriousness though, I "zombie apocalypse" Wouldn't be as fatal as you would think. Its catastrophic, But humans survived the dinosaurs! We can do anything!






Yes, I do know that homo sapiens were not around during the Jurassic or Triassic periods. (oohhh, Science :3)

Zombies can't climb ladders so:

Step 1: Cover house in ladders.
Step 2: Wait for the apocalypse to blow over, it's just another fad
Step 3: Profit

Because those things are so easy to fit in a backpack. XD. You should join that role play I put the link for. I am so lonely on it. XD

I'd get a pickaxe, hit a rock a few times with it, and then make a shotgun and ammo from it in seconds.

Oh, and I'd just grab a flamethrower, assault rifle, and anti-material 500 round magazine pistol because they're all over the place.

Everyone knows that's how it works.

Id do this. Read it. Join if you like. I'm lonely.
the-dark-times-have-come-are-you-ready-t450462.html

I would gather up my army knife, my crossbow, and try to find where the Glock is hidden and put them into a backpack. I'd gather any canned food and take one of those bottles with a filter built in and bring a seperate water bottle. Then I'd find a small pan and bring a zippo and some lighter fluid. I'd also bring a heavy jacket and any other clothes that I absolutely need. I'd probs bring a small blanket too and maybe a flashlight or a few glowsticks and fit everything mentioned above into a big backpack that I'm able to carry around.

This part sounds illogical, but I'd head for the cities. Everyone now says that they're gonna head for rural places, so I would assume people would flee the city and leave for the forests. Then of course I'd do my thing and try my best to survive.

I'd learn how to spell.... @OP.
Then I'd just show em my amazing gfx skills and their brains would explode from information overload.

people say "oh id use a sword" or "id use a bow and arrow"
I'd use a minigun/gattling gun

I would get my hands on the nearest Barrett .50 cal and take them out from my roof.

LCD75

IrishChaos

LCD75-insert illogical plan that would fail-

Oh yes, huge apocalypse, people panic, lets head to a highly populated place! (Times square, really.)

"Get a train" Because the subways will totally not be packed with people trying to flee

"Get a boat" Goodluck with stealing a boat, because people will definitely not flee on their boats...

"Get a plane" Oh so you can fly a plane? Cool story bro. Im Jesus.

"Head to airport" Again, do you really wanna get trampled by many people?

You wouldn't last a week.

Wow, you got really hostile over some sketchy idea I made over the course of 5 minutes, plus it doesn't sound nearly as ridiculous as other ideas, plus, I'd like to see you make a plan that would work in one of the world's largest cities.

How the heck did you even get into a position of power with that attitude anyway? You took a very unlikely scenario VERY seriously, so that's already kind of a red flag, especially since you're a contest judge, I'm surprised you didn't criticize everyone else in this thread too, seeing how much of an elitist you sounded like.

Can't wait to end up seeing myself banned for "disrespecting staff."

Lolwut, back in the cage there. I am in noway acting elitist. I simply proved most of your plan to be pretty illogical.

As for how I would survive in a city, I would wait a while for everything to die down a bit, then slip out, rather easy if you stick to alleyways. But as you said this scenario would never happen, but then again you have made a very throughout plan so...

Lastly, I am not staff. Even if I was I wouldn't ban you for being disrespectful (even though you aren't, but you did turn me debunking your plan into me being an elitist, somehow) because staff can't just ban whoever they please.

Let's not start a flame war, K.

Honestly I would most likely just end my own life. In the event of a zombie apocalypse I would be killed off quickly. Suicide would be quicker, easier and more pleasant than being mauled by a rotting corpse.

This is in my mind the most logical thing to do: I would raid food and materials from my house and put them in the attic. Then I would get a power saw and cut away the stairs to the attic, so zombies can't get up. Then I would do the same for every abandoned house around me and use wooden planks from my basement to make bridges. I could just walk around from attic to attic. Now, don't give me some nonsense about zombies being able to climb -.-

I'd ask my sister to drive me to my grandma's house, and there, I'd grab one of my grandpa's weapons and start attacking the zombies!

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There, that's how you should reply to something sketchy, nice job with the insight btw.

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Step1: stay on my computer.
I am done for the minute!

IrishChaos

LCD75-insert illogical plan that would fail-

Oh yes, huge apocalypse, people panic, lets head to a highly populated place! (Times square, really.)

"Get a train" Because the subways will totally not be packed with people trying to flee

"Get a boat" Goodluck with stealing a boat, because people will definitely not flee on their boats...

"Get a plane" Oh so you can fly a plane? Cool story bro. Im Jesus.

"Head to airport" Again, do you really wanna get trampled by many people?

You wouldn't last a week.

Wow, you got really hostile over some sketchy idea I made over the course of 5 minutes, plus it doesn't sound nearly as ridiculous as other ideas, plus, I'd like to see you make a plan that would work in one of the world's largest cities.

How the heck did you even get into a position of power with that attitude anyway? You took a very unlikely scenario VERY seriously, so that's already kind of a red flag, especially since you're a contest judge, I'm surprised you didn't criticize everyone else in this thread too, seeing how much of an elitist you sounded like.

Can't wait to end up seeing myself banned for "disrespecting staff."

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I would use my metalworking skills to cast the ultimate zombie killer, which is an axe, a spear, and a hammer, all in one.

I would cast it out of aluminum cuz you can get that from cans.

But seriously doe, if you know how to melt cans into useful tools/weapons, and understand the basics of food growing/hunting you can survive indefinitely.

EnderCat17a simple zombie apocalypsesis comeing in 1 min what will you do?

I would try to find out what an ''apocalypsesis'' is

IrishChaos

LCD75-insert illogical plan that would fail-

Oh yes, huge apocalypse, people panic, lets head to a highly populated place! (Times square, really.)

"Get a train" Because the subways will totally not be packed with people trying to flee

"Get a boat" Goodluck with stealing a boat, because people will definitely not flee on their boats...

"Get a plane" Oh so you can fly a plane? Cool story bro. Im Jesus.

"Head to airport" Again, do you really wanna get trampled by many people?

You wouldn't last a week.

come on give him a break most likely all the people are dead so... ya

LCD75-insert illogical plan that would fail-

Oh yes, huge apocalypse, people panic, lets head to a highly populated place! (Times square, really.)

"Get a train" Because the subways will totally not be packed with people trying to flee

"Get a boat" Goodluck with stealing a boat, because people will definitely not flee on their boats...

"Get a plane" Oh so you can fly a plane? Cool story bro. Im Jesus.

"Head to airport" Again, do you really wanna get trampled by many people?

You wouldn't last a week.

Phase 1: Grab some food, knife, and rope and run. Probably sleep in a tree.
Phase 2: Meet up with friends at our school.
Phase 3: Survive the apocalypse.

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