"Why me!? Why not Steve!?" *Points at my only child* XD

I found the holy Grail! Its at the castle of AAAAGH! or some such Monty Python quote

all jokes aside, probably something romantic in latin like: Aere Perrenius: more lasting than Bronze., or Semper Fidelis.

I saved up half a million dollar and hid it near...

Welp! looks like I'm not the Antichrist suckers! Unquote! (My first words were Literally Quote, so... ya know.)

I just remembered why that bottle said "don't expose to heat!"
*says as the bottle falls into the campfire*

MIne would be, "I am cured yay! Jk lolz *dies*

Magic isn't real you can't *killed by magic*

I am dead *Dies*

Oh, I got more ideas.

[*]Hey, lets go mess with that guy over there. Yeah, the one with the silver hair, red robes, and f*cking huge demon sword!

[*]You may have killed me, but you'll never defeat my army of clones.

[*]But I will not rest until I have... played Half-Life 3... *resurrected by Eternal Grilled Cheese Sandvich.*

[*]*cough* Damn you, Naraku. Damn you...

I would say 'MinisculeCoder9 was murdered by a creeper' when I die by a creeper then respawn. Repeating the cycle since 2025

Don't worry, I know what I am doing.

Goodbye world!
Hello Hell! *dies*

"I bet I can outrun that lion!"

The secret to life is… Is… *dies*

"Avenge me...."

"Dying is so...mainstream,"

EDIT: That, or "Anybody got a one-up?"

My last words would be "the code to defusing the bomb is...dies

This was a thread b4....

The money stuff is uncreative and overused.
My last words: Help Nintendo destroy Sony and Microsoft...*death happens*

Welp, I guess they said it was spreading

*Insert spoiler here*

I hid a million dollars next --- next to the --- the... *dies*

mine would be "tell the doctor *cough cough* I ha-te him" and then i would cough my way into death

I always desired to die on a sunday... also, I shall be reborn! *evil laugh*

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The 9 number *COUGH COUGH COUGH* code... To fire the nuclear bomb and kill every zombie... Saving the human race... is... 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. 1. *COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH* 1. and the final number... IS....... *dies*

But seriously, the whole "I left the money" stuff has been used at least 20 times in this post, it's like people don't have a creative bone in their body...

"What does the fox say?"

0ChickenOrDuck0Just wondering.
Mine would be:
"Beware the alpacalypse"

y u danisnotonfire meme

WAIT, I LEFT A MILLION DOLLARS UNDER THE...

Mine would be last words so someone would say: "What were his last words?" "Last words." "That's what I'm asking! What are they?" "Last words." lol

Mine would be "The money *gasps* is under *gasps* the-" *Dies*

"Dad, I'm still better at Soul Calibur." *dies*

Maybe my last post about this:

"Why.. does everyone... keep using the money.... death...." *died*

My last words would be "I left a million dollars in the-"

HULK SMASH!

M-Make sure you troll.. my friends on... Facebook for me... *ded*

5am, time to watch Cry's stream

Could you hold my sandwich for a sec?

Huh... I guess it was poison...

"So that's what the gas was..."
or
"Pssh, I can do this, hold my beer."
or
"Make sure my house is turned into a museum..."

"Now who would tie a string to a gun trigger?"

"Run, you fools!"

...Tell, the Enderman... He won the staring competition...

Guys, do you even realize it's LAST words? Not last words as in it has to be dying of old age...

''Tell my son he's adopted.''

''Tell my friends where I hid my diamonds, under my...'' *dies*

I would say, "One by one, you will all join me!"

Then I would laugh maniacally, reach over, and grab the remote with the ominous button.