Diamond655: Diamond, here! Today, I'm reporting for a grand Fireworks firing of the Patriotic Flyer! What do you think of it, citizen of Minecraftia?
Citizen: Wowee! It's big! It flew into the sky and exploded into red, white and blue!
Diamond: This was a grand 4th of July event. What do you think, Testificate?
Testificate: It was awesome! It flew into the sky and went KAPOWEE! Right into the patriot's colors!
Diamond: True. That's all for today! Cya!