It was a few days before Christmas. All of the elves were getting ready. They were making their toys the way elves do. All of the reindeer were preparing for their huge voyage. After a lousy choice from the latest fashion magazine to use more hairspray, the ozone layer was dissolved. This caused a big chain of events that caused over 10 degrees of global warming. Santa had to ditch the big winter jacket. Since there was a huge lack of snow, the slay was not able to take off. He had to find a new mean of transportation. He decided he would take a motorbike, but would he really want to go out with a hunky Christmas sweater? Yea, didn't think so. He went to the North Pole inn gift shop and bought a cheap vest and some cargo pants, and he was all set!
I hope you enjoy my skin. It took a long time to make!
Have fun!