Introducing, the best Smash character of all time, better than Fox.

I like the ears ;)

Hmm... There seems to be an influx of "Yeets" that somehow made me laugh. Aw, who am I kidding, this is the most entertaining skin description I've read in a while! If I graded descriptions, this would've got a 10/10, but I'm not here to grade the quality of your description humor. Now, Pichu on the other hand...
Technique - 7/10. It does look like a Pichu, but I do appreciate the creative integrity that went into it's face.
Quality - 6/10. Pretty simple, but at least it's not a low-quality standard of shading.
Functionality - 8/10. Had to take off a few points off because Alex skins work only in versions 1.8+, but that would mean it wouldn't look that small, so I'll give you that as a pass.