So, little Sammy hare, had a tough life. No one seemed to like him, they often call him "Charf nudger", even though no one knew what "Charf nudger" even meant. He was also fed on a diet of X-lax and corn at home. . . That's not the best combination; I can tell ya' that much. He just wasn't having a "Grand Ol' Time".

So one dark, grim day, Sammy got fed-up with everything, so he ran away. He ran past the brothels, passed the Burger Kings, passed the Fields of pizza plants, and found himself in the middle of a think, deep, and dark... um... desert. He found a crazy little animal there - which probably looked something like this =>
(Yeah, pretty scary, I know; with all the bad graphics. The monster sends chills down my earlobes when ever I look at those pixels.)

The monster told him to turn back. The monster had a terrible migraine, the monster also spilled cornflakes on itself that morning... so the monster was pretty angry. Before the boy could reply the monster launched at the boy with great force. The monster hit a giant tuba located right behind the boy. The tuba fell. The tuba fell on the boy.
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The boy survived. It turned out that the monster was actually a really terrible person, but the monster was filled with guilt, empathy, and regret, so the monster did the best to help the boy. You see, the monster couldn't resist on passing up a new animal to test on. The monster was also really great at anything involving robots and cyborgs.
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The boy later became the monster's slave... yep, that's about it.
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OH! almost forgot, if you like my skin, diamond, or do what ever you feel like to it. Manipulate it, puke on your computer screen, break out in tears, -heck- you can even eat Wheaties to it for all I care.

stay cool
-Efulton