*shitpost*

 Will Smith, a legendary blacksmith and a strangely enthusiastic man, was working on a huge project that could very well change the world. It was the construction of a tool that could hypothetically harvest the miracle stone, the Chis Rock. The Chris Rock was inherently an indestructible stone that countless people have tried harvesting, bu are yet to succeed. That was until the arrival of Will Smith. With his intuitive thinking and revolutionary accomplishments, many have agreed that he would be the one to harvest the stone. Now, after several months of planning and various different prototypes, he has created a special gauntlet equipped with several magic stones. This gauntlet would allow him to apply just enough blunt force to chip the Chris Rock. Hypothetically, if the Chris Rock is slapped enough times near the base with the gauntlet, the stone should be able to then be pulled out. The time has finally come. Everything is ready and prepared, and now all that's left is to slap that Rock. Will Smith exits his workshop and makes his way to the stone. His excitement exudes from his body, grabbing the attention of every villager and the like. He now stands in front of the great Chris Rock, staring at it cautiously, as if the stone had just made a joke about his wife. His arm bolts into the air, preparing to rain thunder onto the stone. Will the Chris Rock break?

well this was fun to make xD
Entry for Embers Of The Forge's Jam