Hey, this article is about the HeroicDeaths plugin for Minecraft (obviously!)
Ever since HeroicDeath went inactive after v1.11.2 I have been searching EVERYWHERE and i dont mean just typing it in and looking for 10 minutes then giving up, i mean looking for hours and hours to find an updated version of HeroicDeaths that works with 1.3.1/1.3.2.
If you are in this exact same position or just simply want a nice and funny plugin for your server I finally found an UPDATED and WORKING version of HeroicDeath for the latest bukkit server :)

LINK HERE: palmergames.com/downloads/

Page also contains other plugins that are also very useful :)

Once you have the plugin installed, you can edit the heroicdeath.messages folder and create your very own custom death messages :D

Key:
%d holds the name of the dead player.
%a holds the name of the attacking entity (player or monster) for PVP and Monster deaths.
%i holds the name of the attacking player's current item for PVP deaths.
%w holds the world the death occurred in.

Here are some of my own messaged and the default ones aswell, feel free to comment any other funny messages that i could use :)

:Drown
%d forget his snorkel
%d is swimming with the fishes
%d took a long walk off a short pier
:Cactus
%d called a cactus a prick
%d poked a cactus, but the cactus poked back
:Fire
%d received an early cremation
%d forgot how to stop, drop and roll
:Explosion
%d apparently has an explosive personality
%d exploded
&d slept through bomb disposal class
:Creeper
%d was creeper bombed
%d hugged a creeper
:Fall
%d fell to their death
%d took a leap of faith
Gravity 1, %d 0
:PVP
%a killed %d wielding %i
%a + %i = Dead %d
%a raped %d wielding %i
%a owned %d with %1
:Void
%d fell into the Abyss
%d Kept into the Void
:Monsters
%d was killed by an angry %a
&d was beaten up and raped by a %a
%d was viciously mauled by a %a
:Lava
%d was killed by lava
%d became obsidian
%d took a bath in a lake of fire
:Other
%d died from unknown causes
%d was killed by Herobrine
:Suffocation
%d suffocated
:Dispenser
%d did not need a dispenser there.
%d got shot by a dispenser.
:Lightning
%d got electrocuted.
%d has an electrifying personality.
%d made a suitable ground.
:Suicide
%d committed suicide.
%d decided to end it all.
:Starvation
%d died of starvation.
%d forgot to eat.