Minecraft Parody of Payphone

I'm Herobrine, yeah,
I'm gonna find ya,
Notch thought he could stop me with his hacks,
He thought he disproved me,
Said he removed me,
But now I"m comin' back,

Yeah, I, I know it's hard to remember,
back in Beta 1.3,
You were there mining diamonds,
didn't know what you were 'bout to see,
You dug in to a large cave,
lit it up with a torch,
But then standing there in your way,
was a person with white eyes

I broke the torch light,
you ran for your life,
but no escape in sight,
now you had to fight,
I was heading straight t'wards ya
You took out your sword, but
I hit you and you died,

I'm Herobrine, yeah,
I'm gonna find ya,
Notch thought he could stop me with his hacks,
He thought he disproved me,
Said he removed me,
But now I'm comin' back,

People say "Herobrine don't exist",
But here I am killing you like this,
Turn Minecraft in to nightmarish sh*t
I kill you one more time and you'll rage quit,

You're ignorant of what's coming,
cause you forgot yesterday,
Notch tried but he couldn't summon,
the code to keep me away,

Don't 'xpect players to believe it,
Don't expect them to care,
I know I said it before, but
I am that guy with white eyes,

I broke the torch light,
you ran for your life,
but no escape in sight,
now you had to fight,
I-was heading straight t'wards ya
You took out your sword, but
I hit you and you died,

I'm Herobrine, yeah,
I'm gonna find ya,
Notch thought he could stop me with his hacks,
He thought he disproved me,
Said he removed me,
But now I"m comin' back,

People say "Herobrine don't exist",
But here I am killin' you like this,
Turn Minecraft in to nightmarish sh*t
I kill you one more time and you'll rage quit,
Cause I'm Herobrine, yeah,

Man, f**k that sh*t
I'll be out killing all these mobs
While you try to kill me, wondering
Why it wasn't you who survived from nothing,
Got some wooden planks and made some more crafts,

While you go around using your sh*tty hacks


Continuously killing Thunder Creepers
or whatever you call them,
Digging diamond tunnels so fast,
You never could follow them,
You hack to kill,
but I f**king PVP maul them,

Slash, what a shame you were pretty good
at PVP, but I hit the last shot,
Yeah Herobrine, now who's at the top?
You could of killed, but sad to say it's over for sure
Go back inside, shut my iron doors,
I kill mobs, got what I was looking for
Now it's me who they're after, so you can go and take
your little piece of sh*t with you.

I'm Herobrine, yeah,
I'm gonna find ya,
Notch thought he could stop me with his hacks,
He thought he disproved me,
Said he removed me,
But now I"m coming back,


People say "Herobrine don't exist",
But here I am killing you like this,
Turn Minecraft in to nightmarish sh*t
I kill you one more time and you'll rage quit,
Cause I'm Herobrine, yeah.