The Mysterious Steve


This mysterious cube figure is very intresting when you think about it.
Imagine how hard it wol be to have to fight monsters every night. The horrible times when he can't play his X-box (because they don't exsist) and nearly getting blow to death by walking green penis's.

Lets take a closer look at his life.

1.Birth

Steve's mother was Notch. I know he's a guy but thats why I'm here to tell you how. He coded him out of java. Steve was born in a cube world and was the only persnon alive (obviously  in single player mode). 

2.Young Childhood

He started of by mining wood with a pic and mining stone with a axe. But thats how everyone starts (by being a noob). But he learned not to try and eat wood and all the other noobie things.

3.Getting Older

Steve started to use the right tools and even got a full set of iron armor. One day he found his first vien of diamonds. He was delighted but then as he mined the last diamond he arrived at a mineshaft.

4.The End

Steve walked into the mineshaft and saw a portal. It was in a ring of creepy eyes. He jumped in. He appered on a floating white island. A dragon came swooping down. He quickly took out his sword and hit the the dragon and it flew away. He continued this until the dfragon exploded and dropped an egg and a portal. He took the egg and jumped in.

THE END