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What's so bad about being a noob?

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Nakudan's Avatar Nakudan
Level 31 : Artisan Pixel Puncher
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Hey guys,



Well today after examining most of the video game criteria that i play, I happened to notice familiar insults



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"Your such a noob"



"Shut up you stupid noob"



"Stupid Noob"






Now if you've noticed that all the insults relate to noobs, you've hit the diamond jackpot.



Now what's been on my mind is the fact that what's so bad about noobs? I mean, we all were a noob once so don't even deny it Clinton. So this is why im making a blog dedicated to noobsjpg

The History of Noobs






Well we all know your typical noob, he's usually the newest player on the server that asks a lot of stupid question. In Minecraft generally, it the new guy that jumped right into the multiplayer without even bothering to get a hang of the singleplayer. This not only happens in your typical Minecraft game but also in Call Of Duty, Halo, etc and its mostly because they think that "they're too pro for Singleplayer" or "Hey, maybe if i player the Multiplayer, the singleplayer will be easier" and im like "No, it doesn't work like that......most of the time". Anyway getting back on topic noobs also tend to annoy the heck out of other players with stupid questions which we all encountered sometime with a noob when he is like "Hey can you tell me how to shoot?"

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So basically the noob in general is:

1. The player that jumps into the game without any experience

2. The player that annoys the living hell out of other players

3. The player who is persistent with their idiocy

Why do the Noobs deserve a Spotlight?

Well looking back i've realized that all pros have to have a starting point somewhere, and that starting point is at noob-dom. I mean its not like they just woke up one day, signed into Xbox Live and said "Hey, i think im gonna be the world's best Halo player today" and do it NO! Every single player in the history of gaming had to be a noob; an absolute complete amateur below amateur. And guys don't even doubt it because we all sucked at a video game at first but with time and experience we became pro. Thats right we were all NOOBS but now that we're not we treat other noobs like cow poo. Yes i get it theres a distinction between your category and there category and yes they tend to annoy you to the point of rage quit but still they will learn over time and once they do the chain will continue. Well now im here to break this huge chain and separate the wall from Noob and Pro for

WE ARE ALL PLAYERS!

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Whether be big or small

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And we must take duty to watch over that player as if it were ourselves

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And then when we learn to accept the fact that we were just like them wee can finally form together a stable community of player and player brotherhood.........well unless your a girl and another player is a girl so then it would be sisterhood but what if its both a boy and a girl which will make it a sibling relationship but what if theres parents-

You know what ill just call it a family and once that familys foundation is properly established we can TOPPLE OVER THE ROBLOX BUILDINGS WITH OUR COMMUNITY WRECKING BALL

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If you like the blog make sure to diamond it, if you love the blog make sure to favorite it and subscribe if you want to see more

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Well thats all i gotta say guys so im Nakudan and ill see you later
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