Long ago, in the Dark Ages, when the dragons ruled the lands and there seemed to be little hope for King Krabs for his daughter was kidnapped and a damsel in distress, Jester Squidward came to the rescue. He showed great bravery as well as apathy and was able to help rescue Princess Pearl. This was all accomplished through his great musical skills and clarinet playing. He also had great rhyming. After his daring rescue of the princess, Jester Squidward went on to become a legend and hero in the underseas-- especially for his art work and his uncanny ability for the arts. Jester Squidward played a crucial role in the Dark Ages-if he wasn't a part of it, the oceans would look completely different and the world would still be dark.
If this skin wins, you may have some mutton. Long live Jester Squidward!!! Jester Squidward for president, you owe him your allegiance. Thank you...