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PLAYER SPAWN: boop. player: Where the damn am i. the game looks boring...I wonder why i payed 20 DOLLARS
for this weird blocky game..
RANDOM VOICE: Hello! And welcoem to minecraft!
Player: Who the CRAP are you and WHERE are you!
RANDOM VOICE: my name Is Mcguide. Notch Programmed me to guide you trough minecraft! AND im invisible
Player: Ok then... But what the hell am i supposed to do!
McGuide:First you have to make shelter: To do that you need blocks.Try breaking some dirt.
Player: Ok..
.
Effects: Blop
Player: OH i am holding dirt. EPIC
Mcguide: good. now you have to break this wood.
Player: Break wood! Dafuq!
Mcguide: Just do it!
Player: Fine...
Effects: 3 seconds later:
Player: HOLY GOD! MY HAND IS BLEEDING SO MUCH
Mcguide: No its not.
Player: Oh. your right! LETS CHOP SOME TREES
Mcguide: Ok hurry up. the night is comming
TO BE CONTINUED!
for this weird blocky game..
RANDOM VOICE: Hello! And welcoem to minecraft!
Player: Who the CRAP are you and WHERE are you!
RANDOM VOICE: my name Is Mcguide. Notch Programmed me to guide you trough minecraft! AND im invisible
Player: Ok then... But what the hell am i supposed to do!
McGuide:First you have to make shelter: To do that you need blocks.Try breaking some dirt.
Player: Ok..
.
Effects: Blop
Player: OH i am holding dirt. EPIC
Mcguide: good. now you have to break this wood.
Player: Break wood! Dafuq!
Mcguide: Just do it!
Player: Fine...
Effects: 3 seconds later:
Player: HOLY GOD! MY HAND IS BLEEDING SO MUCH
Mcguide: No its not.
Player: Oh. your right! LETS CHOP SOME TREES
Mcguide: Ok hurry up. the night is comming
TO BE CONTINUED!
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