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Bows n' Bones

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Name change! Apparently 10 months after I join I finally get recognized by a moderator, and said my name WASN'T allowed because I screwed up the programming. (SORRY PMC BOT!) You are still subscribed to the same guy and I will still use the brackets, but you see my name different. So enjoy a comic that I made. (Finally got an idea! :D)
**If you are new to this style blog, try and find some hidden MC references!**

Now we ALL know how sucky skeletons were with a bow, I mean, after 100 years with a bow, you expect them to be like Katniss, but no, they'll shoot you a creeper that's behind them. Well not until 1.5.0! They're sharp shooters! (Still, not as skilled as Katniss though) But, you ever wonder what happened to them that triggered their, uh, skull... to become great with their bound weapon? Well, it started around the release of whither skeletons. All the regular skeletons saw the could become, big, buff army skeletons, and drop their bow they SUCKED at.A military base was settled in the nether, made out of impenetrable Nether Brick. The blazes were part of the ghast in training quadrant. And there was a brand new skeleton area. Once you go there, a new creature, the whither, became a commander. The whither trained fresh (I guess fresh for the undead is around a millennium) skeletons to become better, improved mobs. Now the whither found out that he had to many far ranged soldiers, so he trained the skeletons to be physical attackers. He trained them with a sword, and when they were ready, he would push them into lava as a ceremony. Now, he had some soldiers and he told them to train them, and let them follow around the fortress. Now all the skeletons in the over world, they didn't want to drop their bow, they wanted to get better at it. But, that didn't really work. The whither skeletons kept on teasing them in everyway. Now these skeletons couldn't get hot tempered (Except for the recruits, I mean the nether must be REALLY hot.) but this encouraged them to do even better. That didn't really work. They tried to research some sort of magical property, and found this nether star, if mixed into a skull of a mob, this would give them super powers. But of course, you have to kill the whither for that. So they all traveled into the nether, and complained until they got the whither outside, they all attacked him but the whiter was kinda to strong for all of them. They retreated, they tried to find a way to defeat the whither, the only way seemed to be, get the ender dragon. Now, these skeletons did have a good relationship with the endermen. They asked a enderman for a end portal. The endermen not caring gave them one. The skeletons went back into the nether and threw the portal over the whither. Then all the skeletons jumped in after them. Inside the end, the whither was already attacking all the endermen, the endermen didn't stand up for this and called help from the ender dragon. The ender dragon swooped by and striked at the whither, this whither knew he couldn't win, so he fled off to some other dimension. But on his way, dropped a nether star. The skeletons picked it up and put it in one of the heads. This sent a course through all the skeletons that made them shoot 2x faster and have sniper aim. They all rejoiced and asked their ender-friends to bring them back to the overworld. Now every skeleton had awesome aim. I mean sure, some of them wanted to go join the army in the nether. But at least the skeletons could actually USE the bow.

I mean seriously, they've been dead for eternity and SUCK at the bow until 1.5.0, Seriously skeletons? SERIOUSLY
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06/01/2013 11:55 pm
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Wrong section.
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06/02/2013 8:33 am
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Set_46-Give_51
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Wrong section what, it IS a comic! It's a comically themed conversion of Minecraft to semi-real life...
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06/09/2013 9:12 pm
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It should go under "art"
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06/09/2013 9:19 pm
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He's also most likely offended because he makes comics in his own style, and is quite famous at it....
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06/09/2013 9:22 pm
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He's right, this isn't really a comic. I don't think he's offended, and he's not "famous" at all.
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06/09/2013 9:33 pm
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Set_46-Give_51
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Yes, someone who has Cyprezz subscribed to him isn't famous... Well, he's more famous than I'll ever be. And comic means

the element or quality comedy of in literature, art, drama, etc

-Dictionary.com

And this is comedy in literature so this stands out to be in the correct position as comics can be more than just those pictures with captions!
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06/09/2013 9:16 pm
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I didn't make that, I don't wanna get banned again!
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