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Dumb Ways to Die in Minecraft (Parody) [Video Unattached]

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Hi, y'all. Miningfordynamics365 here. And I'm here to present you a couplets project of mine that just came out of my head a few weeks ago. But since I don't have a YouTube account yet (since I'm too young), I'm going to show you just the lyrics. But if you like to make a video for me, I'd be pleased! Anyway, here they are:

Go to the Nether in hard difficulty.
Enter monsters' public party.
Do a full high-five in parkour.
Slay your head with a... a diamond sword.

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Keep eating foods that add up to malnutrition.
Use /kill command in addition!
Journey to someone's body to loot.
Drink a bucket of lava as a watery subs'itute.

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Across the lava, make a wooden bridge.
Forget Creative Mode and fall off the edge.
Destroy vital armor in the Nether.
Leave your weapons behind and start fighting that Dragon o' Ender.

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Consume a lot of rotten flesh.
Find a public Herobrine mod and mesh.
Search through skeletons until you find that Wither.
"Wait, he fell in love with a creeper?" <3

Dumb ways to die!
So many dumb ways to die!
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie!
So many dumb ways to die!

Fill a whole tiny wooden room with a bucket of lava (when you're in it).
Combine the bad potions into one and then drink it.
Go into a blizzard without a jacket.
Upset pigmen by stealing their golden nuggets.
Use your head instead of a pick-axe to mine for bedrock.
Wait around for Minecraft 2!

They're the dumbest ways to die!
The dumbest ways to die!
The dumbest ways to die!
So many dumb...
So many dumb ways to die!

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A message from the Mojang staff.

So there we have it. I hope you like my original parody of the original Dumb Ways to Die! If you like it, give it a diamond. Love it, then give it a heart. But if you want more, hit subscribe!

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