Hey, Io m LOLDA. Do you know who I am? You dono t? Kind of a big deal. Io m an enthusiast on watermelons, and everything to do with them, in Minecraft. I nom on them all day long. They are a very good source of vitamin Y. But why am I talking about this? Because you, my young ones need an example for the oncoming change in your sweet little balls of sweet lives. If you are male, then you should strive to become the most manly man of manliest. Or in other words, Bromancing mansassins, as seen in the game. As for women, you should strive to be caring, epic, sweet, and more epic. Now you know how you should be acting, I can proceed in my highly diplomatic approach.

I have not yet approached the matter which I wish to talk about. I wish to speak about that PMC beta chat. Yes, that big red button in the top right with a cherry on top. Yes, it is a swooner to all PMCo s, or anyone else with a common sense (I have common sense. :I). Yes, my example before was an example needed so that you can learn the basics of chatting. Yes, chatting is much more than typing a few words, or advertising a few petty skins that are most likely to contain a bunch of illegal or stolen skins. No, chatting is much more. Chatting can create worlds, it can destroy them, it can portray scenes from good to bad, in which the world cannot withstand the amount of imagination going into the current conversation!!! When chatting, you can learn more about people, you can talk to the shamed, the famed, the modded, the admined, and much more. You can host livestreams, you can draw, you can FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!! This you can all do, but how can my example be applied???

Refrain from using this phrase; o Puppies are more epic than kittens, because they can use super powers and can shoot laser poops!o This statement is superiorly retarded, and was probably taken from a man in a lunatic asylum (not to be offensive.). When chatting, you should talk about what you are thinking, no matter what you are thinking! (Stop thinking about turtles! >:I) One thing you should refrain from using however, is the f word. Yes, you know it. Firetruck. It is highly disgraceful to the community, especially since we do not have a capable fire emergency system. Also, try to refrain from spamming, Yes, the big word; SPAM. Spectacular pant-less Atlantic molluscs. They are quite tough, I have to admit but once you start chewing they are delicious! Now, my younglings. It is time to unleash your epicosty onto the PMC chat. I expect you all to be very nice, and behave yourselves. I hope this blog helps you out on the pmc chat! Thx.

-LOLDA o Watermelon enthusiasto