Dear Steve Blocks,

I am writing to you from the real world and am coming to save you! I will be sending this to you through my enderfriend Joe "Staring contest" Endermen [Please do not kill the white endermen as he is coming to deliver the letter]. I am on the search for a stronghold as we speak, and am getting my diamond gear and my bow ready!

I hope to see you soon,
Sincerely grandpa_muffins.