First of All, I would like to thank Jordanw5432 for keeping me going with the diamonds. At least someone appreciaties my stories! Thank you, Jordan! Now, the first story:

RiditMan's Adventures of Parkour

Me and my friend chimpy123 were walking around the Minecraft server, looking swag. Then we went to Club Nale and tried the parkour I made. He finished it quickly, both finding the secret shortcut and without. Okay, now it was my turn. My first jump would happen. I jumped on to the gold block that said 1. Then I jumped to the diamond. I made it to the last jump of the parkour. There I fell. I tried that level again. I fell again. D:< Now I was angry. It was time to cheat. I jumped PAST the block when cheating. I tried cheating again. I still couldn't. D:<<<<< I was VERY angry. Let's try that jump again. I didn't make it. I went to the time travel station, fell down to the past, and walked in a hole into the void.

RiditMan Fell out of the World

Derp


The New Update


Villager 5,687 put a wig on. It scratched his head. He had marks on it. Notch NEEDED to give Villagers hair. Villager 5,687 scratched his bruised cranium. Notch NEEDED to do the update. Villager 5,687 had a plan. 
The villager went to Herobrine and said he would let him grief his house if he hacked the Minecraft console for him. Herobrine agreed. He hacked the console, then he let Villager 5,687 do the rest. He went in and typed "GIVE US HAIR". Then the player named US got hair. US was happy forever.

The End

More stories soon! :D