Do you even thing about what does your cat doing when you're go out from your home to buy somethings or working? In here, I'm going to tell you A Hundred of matters that your cat will doing in your home when you out from home(my imaginations XD).


DAY 1

1. Your cat will make a video on YouTube and get 1 Millions of SUBSCRIBERS. Steven just made it, so your cat also will made it if your cat got EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! And now you're very wonder that how your cat got EMOTIONAL DAMAGE, right? This is because your cat ate BEIJING CORN that made by Steven in China factory. To help your cat, your ONLY ONE WAY is give your cat eat EMOTIONAL CAT FOOD DAMAGE! This is a BEST CAT FOOD IN THE WORLD for all types of cats(tiger, lion and cat). It's very cheap, it's no need 9 dollars, no need 99 dollars, no need 999 dollars, no need 9999 dollars, only need 99999 dollars for per tin with a weight of ONE OVER TEN KILOGRAM, pretty good, huh? XD

2. Your cat will become a rapper and got famous in the world. If you don't trust, go YouTube find "Cat meowing rap" or this link https://youtu.be/SAuBxfGcvUE , very nice huh? If you're going to remix your cat's rap, then the rap will become like this https://youtu.be/cAcYAJV6nug , also very nice, huh? After many years, you and your cat will become VERY FAMOUS IN THE WORLD AND GOT 1 TRILLIONS OF SUBSCRIBERS AND FANS, that sick right? But if you try, maybe you will! \^_^/

3. Your cat will cook your fish and SHARE TO HIS GF!!! STOP! Don't kill your cat first, be calm~. First thing first, your cat will bring many of female catsssssssssssssssssssssssssss and born many of baby catsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, so you will never be along until die with your cat. If one cat bring one random gift to you per day, then many of catsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss will bring many of random giftsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss to you per day. But normally, in many of catssssssssssssssssssssssss will only got one cat bring a random gift to you. And now we will going to use a bug to get many of giftsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. FIRST, put lot of boatssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss and give your catsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sit inside the boatssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. SECOND, go sleep😴. THIRD, in the next day, you will get many of giftsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. If this is not clear, watch this tutorial https://youtu.be/3s3a3Hv2vN0 . ,'-',

4. Your cat will DESTROY ALL YOUR FURNITURE!!! EIYO, STOP AGAIN! CALM ! I knew that you're veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy angry and wanna to cook it but...YOU'RE ALLOW! 😂. Anywhere, before you kill it, please read this https://www.quora.com/What-would-happen-if-someone-killed-a-cat-intentionally (LOL, you're not allow to kill it! 😂). Wait...but you still can wait until it die naturally! XD

5. Your cat will CALL POLICES AND GO CATCH YOU!!! That's illegal right? But in USA somewhere, there's a cat call police to catch it's master(actually, that cat watching 18+ videos with it's master computer and catch by police ',:) That's real) and it's master now still stay in jail. So if you really want to save yourself, send it to pet shop is a BEST CHOICE! >:)

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