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The Sad Life of a Minecraft Sheep ( My first blog, and it's finished! )

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I'm gun' start bloggin'. I think I'll talk about random Minecraft topics... skins... servers... etc. :D I hope I'll be a fun read, and I'll do my best to entertain.

To begin:

Imagine eating a small blade of grass. It's a square. Your tiny brain takes a while to process that it's in your mouth. You then decide that this grass is delicious. Directly after, you are shot in the back by a few swiftly sprung arrows. Or you are eaten by a wolf. Or blown up. Or caught on fire. Or hacked through by a sword. Maybe you are being crushed and torn by the sharp jaws of an Enderdragon. Whatever the reason may be, you are still just a few bits of code, aimed to wander around a randomly generated world. You can't even fight back, you're just a sheep. Nobody loves you. Not even your mate, who is won over by a single wheat. After your child is born and grows up, you all separate. There is no happiness. There is no love. You cannot do much besides frolic and bleat. You only drop wool, and sometimes you don't even do that. You have white wool, while the others have less bland colors such as black, pink, brown, even gray. Nothing on you can even be eaten to provide happiness for the man in blue, Steve!

Now, you are back to yourself, the player. You are wandering through the grassy plains and landscapes of the Minecraft world. You might be building a cottage, mansion, mine, redstone trap, or even searching for creepers to kill! You will often come across the lowly sheep, and will not think much of it. You might even walk past without noticing. Or, as many do, you will beat the sheep senseless until it turns red and collapses to the ground. But whatever, it's only a sheep. They are useless grazing creatures that have no point in life, besides to help you make beds. But now, with creative mode, even that is useless.

These are my thoughts on the sad life of a Minecraft sheep. Please do not be offended, this creature has a virtual brain. If it even has a brain at all...



Thumbs up if you like it, community members! Or, shall I joke... favorite it! :) I'll blog more in the near future!
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Fin : by SuperSodaPops 12/16/2011 3:27:20 pmDec 16th, 2011

I have finished this blog, more blogs to come soon! :)

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Peaceguy99
08/20/2013 7:23 pm
Level 42 : Master Creeper Hugger
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Favorited.

Really.

Also, I never kill sheeps...

I always try and get shears.

Sometimes in creative mode I spawn about 100 of every mob and get them to mate.

So, Yeah.

:p
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Peaceguy99
08/20/2013 7:24 pm
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(Of course, I keep the wolves in a container that is a bit wide, With water in it...)

[I get too much to feeling like everything in Minecraft is real..]
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DSasaki
04/27/2013 10:17 am
Level 21 : Expert Architect
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Well it's sad to be a sheep You go out eat some grass then some psychotic wolf attacks you...
You got out again then some players STRIP YOU OF FOR YOUR DRESS then you get a new dress then they get it again... they force you to br**d with other sheeps for your babies then Grab the babies and kill em sad life right...
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Ducky Momo
12/05/2012 5:10 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Engineer
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damnit now i cant kill sheep
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wolfgang798
10/19/2012 3:44 am
Level 47 : Master Egyptian
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Nice blog :D
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SuperSodaPops
10/19/2012 5:09 pm
Level 44 : Master Lad
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Thanks golfwang xD I ought to write more soon. Hope I can!
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wolfgang798
10/19/2012 6:19 pm
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:D
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Derp1111
09/25/2012 7:59 am
Level 18 : Journeyman Dragonborn
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Your Story is So amazing

if you replied to me it would be a honor ;)
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SuperSodaPops
09/25/2012 6:24 pm
Level 44 : Master Lad
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Thanks man. :)
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Derp1111
09/27/2012 6:22 am
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yw
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