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This is the joke hub. Post your funny jokes, wierd, quirky, e.t.c jokes. Whatever.
Share with PMC your favourite jokes you've ever heard. :3
Here's my jokes:
Boy : Mom, what happened to all of the scabs on your arm?
Mother : Hurry up and eat your cornflakes, son.
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Why did the boy fail his maths test..?
Why did the boy fall off his bike..?
Why did the boy lose the football game?
Why did the boy suffer memory loss, brain damage, serious bruising, twelve broken bones, a fractured neck, heart deterioration and many other serious injuries..?
This is the joke hub. Post your funny jokes, wierd, quirky, e.t.c jokes. Whatever.
Share with PMC your favourite jokes you've ever heard. :3
Here's my jokes:
Boy : Mom, what happened to all of the scabs on your arm?
Mother : Hurry up and eat your cornflakes, son.
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
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A brown stick!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
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because it was dead.
Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
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Because the first koala hit it.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
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Because it thought it was a game and joined in...
Why did the boy fail his maths test..?
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Cause his mom threw a fridge at him.
Why did the boy fall off his bike..?
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Cause his mom threw a fridge at him.
Why did the boy lose the football game?
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Cause his mom threw a fridge at him.
Why did the boy suffer memory loss, brain damage, serious bruising, twelve broken bones, a fractured neck, heart deterioration and many other serious injuries..?
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Because he got ran over by a truck.
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