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Clans of the Wolves >RP THREAD<

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created 02/25/2012 11:06 pm by BlackFTW
last reply 03/07/2012 10:27 pm
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Are you ready?
5...
4....
3....
2...
1....
GO, GO, GOOO!
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BlackFTW
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
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03/07/2012 10:27 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
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((Just gonna...))
Cloud stared at the little pup. It seemed brave, as it had started growling at him with a expression that said "Get your snout away from my face!".
1
03/06/2012 9:06 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Dragon
DaHomie00
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((Spoiler attack?))
1
03/06/2012 12:06 am
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
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BlackFTW
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Okay, you win. But only because I'm wearing purple.

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FUDGE BUTTONS! Purple. Me Gusta. You are a worthy foe. *Bows*
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03/06/2012 12:03 am
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
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iHazRabiez
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HOW DARE YOU!

If sex with two people is a twosome,
and sex with three people is a threesome,
now I understand why they call you handsome.

Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing,
Give it a lick,
ooo, it tastes just like raisins,
Have a stroke of its mane,
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again,
When you tug on its winkie.
ooo thats dirty!!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade.
(commence head bop)
Get on my horse,
I'll take you around the universe,
and all the other places too!
I think you'll find that the universe pretty much
covers everything,
Shuttup woman! Get on my horse!

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Okay, you win. But only because I'm wearing purple.
1
03/06/2012 12:02 am
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
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BlackFTW
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I shall best all that with one simple poem!

Violets are sticky,
Roses are purple,
Socky is sticky, too,
and so are you.

Click to reveal
HOW DARE YOU!

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I'm a schizophrenic,
and so am I.

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
if you squeeze it too hard
your Pr!ck will be too
(I had too...)

If sex with two people is a twosome,
and sex with three people is a threesome,
now I understand why they call you handsome.

Look at my horse,
My horse is amazing,
Give it a lick,
ooo, it tastes just like raisins,
Have a stroke of its mane,
It turns into a plane,
And then it turns back again,
When you tug on its winkie.
ooo thats dirty!!
Do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade,
Sweet lemonade.
(commence head bop)
Get on my horse,
I'll take you around the universe,
and all the other places too!
I think you'll find that the universe pretty much
covers everything,
Shuttup woman! Get on my horse!
1
03/05/2012 11:58 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
avatar
iHazRabiez
Click to reveal
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to quit
Cause ur face looks like sh**
Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Some people are 2 big
They should all say moo

Roses are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest
As flat as my back?

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I don't smell,
but you sure do.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Boogers are tasty
and make great glue, too.

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I stepped in the mud,
And i lost my shoe.

roses are red,
violet's are pink,
you stepped in some poop
And now your foot stink's.

roses are red,
violet's are green.
my poem really reek's,
And i'm really mean.

Roses are dead
Violets have no clue
This is wat happens
When u sit in the loo

roses are wilted
violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and i chopped off your head

dimes are silver
pennies are brass
why does your face
look like your a**

roses are red
violets are blue
trash is dumped,
and so are you !

Roses are red
violets are blue
monkeys like you
should be kept in a zoo,
dont be angry
I'll be there to,
outside the cage,
I'll be laughin at you!

Roses are red,
violets are blue;
I once thought I was ugly
until I met you.

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
You Didn't Notice
But I Just Stole Your Shoe

Roses Are Red
Asphalt is Black
I Think You're Ugly
Go Live In A Shack

Roses Are Red
Grass Is Green
I'm Gonna Smack You
Just Like Charlie Sheen

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Bright
My Pet Dinosaurs Gonna Come
And Rape You Tonight

roses are red
violets are blue
bears are hairy
and so are you

roses are red
violets are blue
clowns look funny
and so do you

Roses are blue.
Violets are red.
If you agree,
You've got rocks in your head.

Violets are blue.
Roses are pink.
Put on your shoes,
your feet really stink.

Roses are red.
Asphalt is black.
If you're feeling hungry,
I'll give you a sack.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Please flush the toilet
after you poo.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
The roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head!!!

roses are red
violets are blue
Grandpa is old
so are you!

God made rivers,
God made lakes,
God made you,
we all make mistakes

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You smell like poo
And your friend does too!

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I'm really hungry
lets get some food.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My dog almost smells as bad as you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry.
Refrigerator.

NOW, FOR JOKES!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends, how hard do you throw them?

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket?
Blender.

What's the difference between a bag of severed baby heads, and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari.

Click to reveal
I shall best all that with one simple poem!

Violets are sticky,
Roses are purple,
Socky is sticky, too,
and so are you.

[youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-QMFn1joMU[/youtube]
1
03/05/2012 11:54 pm
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
BlackFTW
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
don't make me stab you,
or I will sue.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
blood is red, too.
I have a knife. Put it together.

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
It's not okay,
Miley Cirus said "F**k" on life televison.

Link is green,
Zelda is a derp,
Ganon like pie,
and so do I.




Click to reveal




Click to reveal
Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
God Made Me Pretty
What Happened To you?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to quit
Cause ur face looks like sh**
Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Some people are 2 big
They should all say moo

Roses are red
Violets are black
Why is your chest
As flat as my back?

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I don't smell,
but you sure do.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Boogers are tasty
and make great glue, too.

roses are red,
violets are blue,
I stepped in the mud,
And i lost my shoe.

roses are red,
violet's are pink,
you stepped in some poop
And now your foot stink's.

roses are red,
violet's are green.
my poem really reek's,
And i'm really mean.

Roses are dead
Violets have no clue
This is wat happens
When u sit in the loo

roses are wilted
violets are dead
the sugar bowl is empty
and i chopped off your head

dimes are silver
pennies are brass
why does your face
look like your a**

roses are red
violets are blue
trash is dumped,
and so are you !

Roses are red
violets are blue
monkeys like you
should be kept in a zoo,
dont be angry
I'll be there to,
outside the cage,
I'll be laughin at you!

Roses are red,
violets are blue;
I once thought I was ugly
until I met you.

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Blue
You Didn't Notice
But I Just Stole Your Shoe

Roses Are Red
Asphalt is Black
I Think You're Ugly
Go Live In A Shack

Roses Are Red
Grass Is Green
I'm Gonna Smack You
Just Like Charlie Sheen

Roses Are Red
Violets Are Bright
My Pet Dinosaurs Gonna Come
And Rape You Tonight

roses are red
violets are blue
bears are hairy
and so are you

roses are red
violets are blue
clowns look funny
and so do you

Roses are blue.
Violets are red.
If you agree,
You've got rocks in your head.

Violets are blue.
Roses are pink.
Put on your shoes,
your feet really stink.

Roses are red.
Asphalt is black.
If you're feeling hungry,
I'll give you a sack.

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Please flush the toilet
after you poo.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
The roses are wilting
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl's empty
And so is your head!!!

roses are red
violets are blue
Grandpa is old
so are you!

God made rivers,
God made lakes,
God made you,
we all make mistakes

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You smell like poo
And your friend does too!

Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I'm really hungry
lets get some food.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
My dog almost smells as bad as you.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I suck at poetry.
Refrigerator.

NOW, FOR JOKES!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends, how hard do you throw them?

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket?
Blender.

What's the difference between a bag of severed baby heads, and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari.
1
03/05/2012 11:42 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
avatar
iHazRabiez
Click to reveal

Click to reveal
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What happened to you?

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
If you agree,
You've got rocks in your head.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a knife,
get in the van.

Won't understand this one unless you've played Mass Effect (1&2):
Wrex is red,
Liara is blue.
WE ARE HARBINGER
THIS. HURTS. YOU.

Click to reveal




Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
don't make me stab you,
or I will sue.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
blood is red, too.
I have a knife. Put it together.

Roses are red,
Violets are purple,
It's not okay,
Miley Cirus said "F**k" on life televison.

Link is green,
Zelda is a derp,
Ganon like pie,
and so do I.
1
03/05/2012 11:30 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
avatar
iHazRabiez
BlackFTW
((Challange accepted.
Roses are purple,
Violets are purple,
I like the Stickey,
Now stu-foo and give me your money or you will hurpling out of here.))

Click to reveal

Click to reveal
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What happened to you?

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
If you agree,
You've got rocks in your head.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a knife,
get in the van.

Won't understand this one unless you've played Mass Effect (1&2):
Wrex is red,
Liara is blue.
WE ARE HARBINGER
THIS. HURTS. YOU.

Pwnt...
1
03/05/2012 11:28 pm
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
BlackFTW
((Challange accepted.
Roses are purple,
Violets are purple,
I like the Stickey,
Now stu-foo and give me your money or you will hurpling out of here.))

Click to reveal

Click to reveal
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me pretty,
What happened to you?

Roses are blue,
Violets are red,
If you agree,
You've got rocks in your head.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a knife,
get in the van.

Won't understand this one unless you've played Mass Effect (1&2):
Wrex is red,
Liara is blue.
WE ARE HARBINGER
THIS. HURTS. YOU.
1
03/05/2012 10:49 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
avatar
(( Roses are red, violets are blue, in soviet russia, poem writes you! ))
1
03/05/2012 11:10 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
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((Oh yeah? Roses are red, violets are purple, Stickey is broken; you can't use Stickey while wearing purple... Durple.))
1
03/05/2012 11:16 pm
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
Click to reveal
Pfft.
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
well, they're not blue, they're violet.
But violet is hard to rhyme, so I guess I'd say they're blue too!
1
03/05/2012 11:21 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
avatar
((Challange accepted.
Roses are purple,
Violets are purple,
I like the Stickey,
Now stu-foo (Smosh reference FTW) and give me your money or you will hurpling out of here.))
1
03/05/2012 10:42 pm
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
Click to reveal
Okay, masterpiece, compliment me later:
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm color-blind
1
03/05/2012 10:22 pm
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
Husk wandered the forest. Sniffing bones, and occasionally peeing on them. He smiled.
Click to reveal
Sorry I'm late. Me-writing a poem.
1
03/05/2012 10:24 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
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(( Oh god! Everyone take cover! Rabies has a poem! ))
1
03/05/2012 9:58 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
avatar
Click to reveal
Me gusta. WAIT, I'll do everything I can to revive this thread!
*Presses one single button*

Cloud yawned.
Click to reveal
Well, I'm out of ideas.
1
03/05/2012 9:45 pm
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
Click to reveal
DOCTOR! WE NEED THE EXPERTS! THIS LONELY NURSE, AIN'T GONNA DO THE JOB RIGHT! >:C
1
03/05/2012 6:32 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
avatar
((Heart surgery time?))
1
03/05/2012 3:43 am
Level 22 : Expert Network
crimsoncreeper13
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((oi))
1
02/29/2012 8:12 pm
Level 22 : Expert Network
crimsoncreeper13
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((hello anyone here))
1
02/29/2012 3:49 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
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(( Bump? ))
1
02/27/2012 4:52 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
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(( This RP ain't doin so good! Get the defib ready! ))
1
02/27/2012 4:33 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
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Wrex hated to leave such a beautiful place such as the star base but he had to get back to his own base. He decided to take it slow this time. He slowly made his way down to the forest, and his long walk home began.
1
02/27/2012 4:18 pm
Level 20 : Expert Artist
lilymalady123
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Silver finished what she could of here meal. She grabbed a big leaf and a vine and made a basket. She tore off some meat and placed it inside. She started to carry it towards husk. She placed it by him and ran off
1
02/27/2012 4:15 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
avatar
(( Herro! ))
Wrex woke again, he was still in the star base infirmary but he felt fine. He sauntered out the cavelike opening and into the busy city.
1
02/27/2012 5:00 am
Level 20 : Expert Artist
lilymalady123
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Silver was content to say the least. She had a warm home and what she estimated as 4 pups on the way. She walked about and practiced beating the crap out of a fully grown male deer. She may be a mother wolf but she can beat anything. She finally gets the bull to fall and lies down to feast upon the huge meal
1
02/27/2012 3:59 am
Level 23 : Expert Pokemon
Bomzardragon
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Xeolf,finding a cave,saw a wolf practicing(Hunter)and went up to him and said "Hi,which clan are you from?"
1
02/27/2012 12:42 am
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
Click to reveal
Sorry, Shower

Husk snarled, and began foaming.
"What's it too you, Fire-Clan?"
Husk was glaring, and his eye was even worse. He showed his sharpened teeth again, and howled.
"I find myself growing weary. If you wish to speak, I will speak with you at your home."
Husk howled, and pounced away.
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And, now I have to go to bed. BAI!
1
02/27/2012 12:18 am
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
avatar
"You've been hunting a lot for being just one wolf- or do you have a family?" Cloud showed Husk a wide smirk of the feeling of that he just hit a sensitive spot.
1
02/27/2012 12:11 am
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
Husk snarled.
"What do you want, Fire-Clan?"
Husk's good eye burned with a mix of, blood red, anger, and hatred. He started to foam at the mouth, but it stopped. He began gnawing on an Elk antler.
1
02/27/2012 12:07 am
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
avatar
Cloud, seemingly out of nowhere, pounced out of the bushes and landed a few meters away from Husk. A twinkling and burning passion burned within his deep blue eyes.
1
02/26/2012 11:55 pm
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
Husk was lying down, surrounded by two of each creature of the forest. They had no flesh, only bones. He howled, and began gnawing on a bone.
1
02/26/2012 11:53 pm
Level 36 : Artisan Miner
BlackFTW
avatar
Cloud scanned the immediate area. "Nope. Nothing here." He called out to the rest of his pack; there was a recent lack of prey in the general area Cloud resided in.
1
02/26/2012 6:51 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
avatar
Wrex collapsed, "You done good." he said to himself.
1
02/26/2012 6:46 pm
Level 22 : Expert Network
crimsoncreeper13
avatar
"Oh no thats terrible!,I will alert our leaders immediately."Zoe said
as she ran off to tell The Star clans leaders the message.
1
02/26/2012 6:38 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Miner
RedParadoxin
avatar
(Unfortunately I've got to go to bed so I won't be able to tell what Kusanagi did today but tomorrow I will be able too)

After a satisfying meal and a lovely drink Kusanagi wanders back to his cave for another deep sleep.
1
02/26/2012 6:30 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
avatar
(( Sorry! Had soccer practice! ))
Wrex hesitated, then decided he could trust this wolf, "Well, the leader of my clan wishes to create a trade rout between here and my base. I'm not sure who you are but please get this to your leader, we are having an animal shortage and many are dying."
1
02/26/2012 6:08 pm
Level 22 : Expert Network
crimsoncreeper13
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1
02/26/2012 6:03 pm
Level 28 : Expert Toast
Gobble124
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((Where do we Apply? Can't Find Other PAGE!!!!!!!!))
1
02/26/2012 6:00 pm
Level 22 : Expert Network
crimsoncreeper13
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(I don't know if anyone applied for Leader i am the leaders daughter)
"I can take that message for now" Zoe answered
1
02/26/2012 3:37 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Skinner
7Flameking7Alpha7
avatar
As Lukan walked with Jax he picked up a branch and set it's tip on fire." I believe that your 'ability' is supreme speed while mine is causing things to burn, if you keep training you'll be able to hunt even the fastest mustang." Lukan explained this until they reached the clan village "Now go to your watcher I have to go trade some skins for herbs" He nodded his head towards another female and walked out to go trade his deer skins for medicine.
1
02/26/2012 2:43 pm
Level 40 : Master Scribe
mdaddy14100
avatar
(( sorry! Back for a sec .))
Wrex heard a voice in his sleep. He bolted upright and turned to see the female wolf he had tried to get the attention of before, "Oh, hello. I came here to deliver a message. I must speak to the leader."
1
02/26/2012 12:45 pm
Level 22 : Expert Network
crimsoncreeper13
avatar
(sorry crazy busy but i'm back for a while)
"Hey your up,are you feeling ok? Oh an what did you need yesterday?" Zoe asked "i talk to much" Zoe then thought to herself.
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02/26/2012 11:48 am
Level 29 : Expert Crafter
iHazRabiez
avatar
Husk wandered the forest. He found plenty of suitable prey, but none had mates, so he scared them away. He howled. He was raised by Lobo Mexicanos. Or, the Mexican Wolf. He knew how to fight, and his howl was aggressive, almost like a warning siren.
1
02/26/2012 11:42 am
Level 31 : Artisan Hunter
hunterbeebe
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Hunter stayed in the cave, practicing even more with the dagger in his mouth.
1
02/26/2012 11:07 am
Level 38 : Artisan Giraffe
alanw249
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Scar saw a wolf try to blend into the trees from the corner of his eye and laughed at his foolish attempt, but scar was feeling nice today and chose to leave him be.
1
02/26/2012 11:04 am
Level 44 : Master Pokemon
jackattack4000
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Snowball saw another wolf coming. Quickly, he went to a tree and blended into it.
1
02/26/2012 10:50 am
Level 20 : Expert Artist
lilymalady123
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Silver travels home. She sits in her burrow.

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