Do I care? No.
I have a Blue Tesla Model Y. (You don't)
I have friends. (You don't)
I have a life, something you know nothing about.
I don't have a disgusting, thin, creepy, pimply, caterpillar mustache.
I'm glad about that.
I have a phone, a drawing tablet, a pc, and my own home. Not a house, but a home.
And two guinea pigs. We can both agree that both mice and guinea pigs are cute. They look very similar, too.
I'm a lesbian, a woman, and proud. And I bet- No, I KNOW your dad went to get milk. Mine did too. Except, tomorrow morning I can have cereal with milk.
Oh, and your too young for all of those things.