*Giganticbowtie goes back to where Giganticbowtie lives and tries to make scrambled eggs. (Rolls a d20 to see if I succeeded) Giganticbowtie has failed making scrambled eggs and has somehow burnt a hole in a metal pan.*
*goes back to the pirate ship* *replenishes my gear for being able to attack people and defend myself* *goes back into the town/city and leans against a wall*
Well, Giganticbowtie means I either stole the world's biggest bowtie and will be going to prison for like 2-5 years OR I kill someone with the world's most Giganticbowtie and it will be life in prison