I live in a kitchen cabinet on 3rd St.
1 floor but it is on the ceiling.
Exit only.
I run Linux, not windows.
Its broken.
I'm in the mushroom.
I'm always never home.
At bedtime.
Anything can be a weapon if you use your imagination :)
Yes I have a room with a moose.
No dogs but I have an attack hamster.
Yea but they kept going off so I took the batteries out.
Yea there's the room with the moose.
It's just me, the moose and my attack hamster, Geoffrey.
The valuables are in the room with the moose.
I had an old Wurlitzer that I had to get rid of.
Yea I'm pretty sure I'm on a list.
My house is made of house :)