17. A retarded squid no-clips through walls, pop out of a lava lake and says "Hey bro, wassup", than shoots a fireball at you and you fall in the lava lake.
I want the modding api, so modders can mod without use of Modloader and MCP, and so users of mods dont need altering the minecraft.jar (you just put it in some map in the .minecarft folder) i also want MORE ORE'S!